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The Custodes are a mysterious faction that keep to themselves. Most Imperials know almost nothing about them StaR Yep And while new lore might be a "retcon" in real life, it is explained in universe as the reader learning a previously kept secret, not as a change that happened recently For example, old lore said that they "always remain on Terra," but it was revealed that the Custodes have a fleet of ships and many actually leave Terra to conduct missions elsewhere That makes sense to me Yep "Since the first of The Ten Thousand were created, there have always been female Custodes." SINCE WHEN HAVE THERE BEEN FEMALE CUSTODES??? CITE YOUR SOURCESI WARHAMMER OFFICIAL TWITTER IS WRONG ABOUT THE LORE THEY WROTE. GW IS GASLIGHTING US TO PUSH A WOKE AGENDA. Imgflip.com

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Water Caste Official @water In regards to femtau Custodians, there have always been femtau Custodians, since the first of the Ten Thousand were created. T Water Caste Official @water The Earth and Fire Caste would also like to show the status of another of our long-term projects:

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My headcanon on why female custodes exists now. After the Heresy and the war in the Webway, there were so few of the 10,000 left that in desperation, they decided to use the daughters of great Terran houses as well as the remaining boys. After decades turned to centuries of trial and error, they finally began to see good results. However, due to the superstitious state of the Imperium, the Custodes were forced to keep it secret to avoid another civil war. But after the opening of the Great Rift and the return of Primarch Guilliman, the brothers and sisters of the 10,000 were finally able to leave the confines of the palace. As for the Sisters of Silence, Malcador (RIP) ordered them to go full black ops in the Webway and ensure that no cultists or traitors dared to make a move.

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Guardsmen expect to live only 15 hours in combat. Read the lore. | /r/grimdank

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Putting aside the whole debate about lady-warriors in this scenario on to the question that TRULY matters: which Chaos Space Marine warband would make the best dads here? | /r/grimdank

soraka-in-warhammer40k Dec 20, 2023 Hey if there's a faction who can just disregard all the rules the imperium usually plays by, its the heretics. After 10.000 years with the DarkMech and Fabulous Bill at their side, they should have figured out by now how to make more big beefy warriors even without adhering to the traditional process. And even without those factors: Just imagine a random cultist lady catching the eye of the gods. They give her a quest, she proves worthy, they offer power as a reward, and she just points at the next Astartes like "That. Make me that." - and the gods are like "weird, but within reason, have fun" before dropping the now grossly mutating and shifting body off at the doorstep of a random warband like "hey, you all got a daughter now!".

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The Custodes are a mysterious faction that keep to themselves. Most Imperials know almost nothing about them StaR Yep And while new lore might be a "retcon" in real life, it is explained in universe as the reader learning a previously kept secret, not as a change that happened recently For example, old lore said that they "always remain on Terra," but it was revealed that the Custodes have a fleet of ships and many actually leave Terra to conduct missions elsewhere That makes sense to me Yep "Since the first of The Ten Thousand were created, there have always been female Custodes." SINCE WHEN HAVE THERE BEEN FEMALE CUSTODES??? CITE YOUR SOURCESI WARHAMMER OFFICIAL TWITTER IS WRONG ABOUT THE LORE THEY WROTE. GW IS GASLIGHTING US TO PUSH A WOKE AGENDA. Imgflip.com

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