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Anonymous (ID: iPnF/288) 02/26/24(Mon)11:36:45 No.459916036 9344687.jpg 540 KB JPG >STOP! LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND! >POSITION YOUR LEFT FOOT AT A 67 DEGREE ANGLE AND YOUR RIGHT AT A 46... >NO I SAID 67 NOT 73.5! YOU DO THAT AGAIN WE ARE SHOOTING YOU! >NOW INTERLACE YOUR FINGERS BEHIND YOUR HEAD WHILE RECITING THE CZECH ALPHABET BACKWARDS >TURN YOUR RIGHT ARM IN A HALF CIRCLE AND MAKE A HAND PUPPET OF AN ALLIGATOR. NO THATS A CROCDILE! I AM CONSIDERING THAT A THREAT! >CRAWL TOWARDS ME AT EXACTLY 2.378 INCHES PER SECOND KEEPING YOUR LEFT FOOT ARCHED IN A BALLET POSE AND NAME ALL THE MEMBERS PAST AND PRESENT OF THE ROLLING STONES... >I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS M-----------!

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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G'night /b/. I'm sleepy. Duck 13GqYIJ3Obs 10/30/05(Sun)00:4 *smooch* Thanks to those who cared. Love ya. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) >> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 10/30/05(Sun)00:44 No.3193647 Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:45 No.3193660 I love you Moot D: Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:46 No.3193669 >>3193647 God has spoken, now f--- off bitches Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:46 No.3193670 what the? has moot gone postall? Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:46 No.3193671 posts on par with Nyuu AND MOOT IS A HEARTLESS CREATURE I FOR ONE DO NOT CARE. LET THIS BE A MESSAGE TO ALL.

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And this is how I met your mother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.55 MB JPG night 05/07/24(Tue)09:19:37 No. 77411013 >2018 >at a friend's house drinking >lesbian in our friends group get drunk >I drag her to an empty room and end up f------ her with the permission of the owner of the house >I f----- her multiple times that >next week she threatened me with going to the police but did nothing out of shame >later on she founds out she is pregnant and asked me for money to fix it >tell her I won't give her money to end it, instead I told her to give me the baby once it's born and I would take the financial burden, she wouldn't need to see us afterwards >she tells her parents and they attempt to end it >she refuses and give birth >she refuse to give me the child after it's born and tries to cut contact >l manipulate her to marry me with the excuse of giving our child a normal family That's how it works

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Anon is an actual fucking monster | /r/Greentext

>>44363722 >>44363743 >>44384222 >>44364282 >>44384419 >>44365141 >>44385238 >>44385483 >>44385901 >>44365923 >>44366833 >r---- my wife again Why do I keep doing this? Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 15:56:50 No.44359766 >>44359945 Describe in detail pls Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 16:03:27 No.44359945 >>44380154 >>44380209 >>44381423 >>44362308 >>44382484 >>44359766 When she doesn't want to have sex and I do, I just r--- her. Sometimes she's sleeping, sometimes working in the house, or is on the phone. I'll just pull up her skirt or pull down her pants and f--- her right there. >>44359829 Sometimes she cries so I feel bad afterwards but in the moment it's kind of hot. She also admitted she's kind of scared of me although I never beat her or anything. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:45:31 No.44360994 ►>>44381057 >>44361070 >>44381135 >>44381213 >>44361240 >>44361977 >>44362306 >>44362484>>44384973 >>44388724 >>44360761 It depends, sometimes she just continues what she's doing with tears in her eyes. Sometimes she runs off to the bathroom crying. Often enough I'll just hold her until she calms down. If it's a weekend I'll ask if she wants to go do something outside and that usually cheers her up. Do I feel bad? Probably since I made this thread. But just thinking about having my way with her gets me going. When I get a better job I'm going to ruin her body with children. God I love her. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:54:32 No.44361224 ►>>44361307 >>44361338 >>44381400 >>44361852 >>44382306 >>44362484 >>44382734 >>44364973 >>44385444 >>44361070 >>44361135 Is it really that bad? If you're a woman please tell me, because to me it's just sex. I mean I'm devoting my entire life to her, I treat her right, I have good relations with her parents and mine, I don't drink a lot, etc. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 17:05:57 No.44361506 ►>>44381539 >>44361558 >>44381580 >>44361610 >>44382011 >>44362306 >>44362484 >>44364388 >>44361323 She does all of those things but she's too weak to do anything about it (not that I'm Chad, just women are weak). My favorite is when she kind of elongates a whimper. She doesn't scream though, except for one time I bit her neck too hard. >>44361400 I don't r--- her more than 4 times a week Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 17:08:21 No.44361560 File:thumbsup.jpg (26 KB, 470x317) >>44361506 >I don't r--- her more than 4 times a week Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)17:31:17 No.44362119 >>44382153 >>44362206 >>44382306 >>44362320 >>44362484 >>44362851 >>44365214 >>44365389 >>44361610 I have a lot of mixed feelings. On one hand I love her and want her to be happy, on the other she's just so r----able. She has confronted me about it many times but that honestly gets me so horny sometimes I f--- her right there. I know it sounds f----- up but when she looks me deep in the eyes and kind of pleads me my reptilian brain takes over. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 17:32:36 No.44362153 ►>>44382206 >>44362331 >>44382342 File: Boog3P4X.jpg (144 KB, 1252x1252) >>44362119 >wife confronts you on the account of you r----- her >rapes her

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Anon hates youtube game reviewers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 332 KB JPG 05/07/24(Tue)16:09:28 No.675690359 >YouTuber lists "Best Games EVAR" in front of a bunch of Nintendo s--- >80% of the list is Nintendo >They literally don't even know what an Amiga is >Make ZX Spectrum jokes even though they have never even seen one game on its >"SEH GUH GEN UH SIS" >"ESS ENN EE ESS" Every time

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Anonymous 423 KB PNG 05/07/24(Tue)15:24:40 No.675686635 Tim Cain on why cultural references are a bad thing >90% of what you think are important, you yourself aren't going to care about, or even remember in 10 or 20 years >The level of realism we can do gets better and better every year, so if you try to be super realistic in a video game, really quickly your game will look old and dated >Add the reference in such a way that if the person reading or hearing don't get the reference, don't even know the reference was made. That way they don't feel like they missed out something How is Tim Cain such a treasure trove of good advice, bros? Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)15:26:57 No.675686806 >>675686635 (OP) # Because he worked on two of the best rpgs of all time?

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Anon thinks they care | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 930 KB WEBM >Be me 01/16/24(Tue)06:57:33 No.20107420 >Go to KFC >Read the order off my phone in the hopes the cashier will think my wife wrote it for me and I'm picking up dinner for the family (I'm a 36 yo khv) >cashiers fw How do you guys trick fast food/liquor stores etc into thinking you aren't just ordering for yourself?

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Anon believes in the Aryan Christ | /r/Greentext

File: Cyrus.jpg (2.49 MB, 2304x3072) ☐ Cyrus the A---- Christ Anonymous (ID: gsYRfrOB) 05/07/24(Tue)11:30:56 No.467332456 >>4673326 >being Persian / A---- >being proclaimed Messiah by the jews >Messiah in greek is Christos / Soter Conclusion, the Christ was A---- and his name was Cyrus, not the hippie Yoshua ben Panthera of Roman Judea.

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Star Wars: A Poorly-Aged Franchise | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (807 KB, 615x820) Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)18:34:07 No. 198929750 >>198929754 >>198929769 >>198929898 >>198929904 >>198929928 >>198930052 >>198930274 >>198930347 >>198930523 >>198930757 Why did she hit the wall so fast? The other inquisitor remained perfect despite being older ☐ Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)19:45:16 No.198930757 >>198929750 (OP) >>198930903 Is Disney REALLY going to redeem every single evil female character and turn them good? >Ventress - murdered countless people and assassinated many others. Disney: nah. she's like a bounty hunter now. And uhh it's not her fault. >Bo Kotan - killed helpless villagers in cold blood, burned down entire towns while laughing, tried to kill her sister numerous times, gets pissy because her crush dies in an honor Duel and goes against Mandalorian code, starts a civil war on Mandalore killing millions, over throws the lawful government, and takes over control of planet only to have billions of citizens die because of her poor leadership skills. Billions dead on her hands Disney: nah she's good guy now. Also let's make her leader AGAIN >Barriss-blows up a part of the Jedi Temple killing and wounding dozens of people including innocent civilian workers and other Jedi, Frames her best friend for the murder, attacks and murders others, embraces the dark side and says she enjoys it, tries to kill Anakin, and accuses the Jedi of being corrupt. Disney - nah she's like a wise Yoda mentor figure now. Also she's like a bit sorry about killing those people. All is forgiven ☐ Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)19:58:43 No.198930903 ► File: IMG_0493.jpg (104 KB, 970x545) >>198930757 >once you go down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny >actually f------ with you, I was, Luke. Your unique circumstances weren't the reason redeemed your father was, but because you can actually walk back the dark side any time you like if you get the dad's >in fact, going so long without turning back makes him even more of a colossal d---, in hindsight >and a good friend he was

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: Anonymous POLICE 04/27/24(Sat) 15:47:02 No.198642069 >I have the King breathing down my neck after that stunt you pulled. Give me your gu... oh right... Just give me your badge than. And your... Never mind 161 KB PNG

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Anon is bipolar | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What the f--- is wrong with me(...) 05/07/24(Tue)04:44:31 No.77406013 30 KB JPG >Be me >Hate women >But become slowly but surely infatuated by the most psychotic women >already dislike regular women and can see the destructive tendencies of these psychotic women but still become infatuated with them Am I insane? It's like the more repugnant they are, the more attracted I am. The typical bimbo w---- doesn't satiate me, but when they're obviously psychotic and broken, it just gets me going for some reason.

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Anon can’t get laid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 257 KB JPG 05/07/24(Tue)02:17:41 No.77404492 LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION NOW >dissolves the bitterness of involuntarily celibates >makes life easier for those who do not want to jump through social loops and rituals >substantially lowers school shootings cause the dregs can finally get laid Give me a single argument against prostitution that isn't women's suffrage (that's not an argument anyways) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aEK_26bF14 [Open]

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Anonymous (ID: iPnF/288) 02/26/24(Mon)11:36:45 No.459916036 9344687.jpg 540 KB JPG >STOP! LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND! >POSITION YOUR LEFT FOOT AT A 67 DEGREE ANGLE AND YOUR RIGHT AT A 46... >NO I SAID 67 NOT 73.5! YOU DO THAT AGAIN WE ARE SHOOTING YOU! >NOW INTERLACE YOUR FINGERS BEHIND YOUR HEAD WHILE RECITING THE CZECH ALPHABET BACKWARDS >TURN YOUR RIGHT ARM IN A HALF CIRCLE AND MAKE A HAND PUPPET OF AN ALLIGATOR. NO THATS A CROCDILE! I AM CONSIDERING THAT A THREAT! >CRAWL TOWARDS ME AT EXACTLY 2.378 INCHES PER SECOND KEEPING YOUR LEFT FOOT ARCHED IN A BALLET POSE AND NAME ALL THE MEMBERS PAST AND PRESENT OF THE ROLLING STONES... >I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS M-----------!

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