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Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken Go to the hospital cafeteria for breakfast. Use a tray. Ask for the powdered eggs. Get two scoops. Slather with ketchup. Don't use packets. The dispenser is better. Eat a day old donut. Buy whole milk. Talk to the cashier. Learn their secrets. R 12:45 PM • May 19, 2024 202K Views

Go to the hospital cafeteria for breakfast. Use a tray.


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