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Anonymous 05/24/24(Fri)00:54:03 No.77599782 >stages 9/11 to invade iraq >plants 0 evidence against iraq Is he retarded?

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Anonymous C 128 KB JPG 07/31/21(Sat) 10:53:56 No.154336324 >OH NOOO I HAVE A LOYAL SMOKING HOT WIFE WHO WANTS TO F--- ALL THE TIME, TWO CHILDREN, A BIG NICE HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS, AND A JOB THAT AFFORDS ME THESE THINGS AAAAHHH HELP ME why was american television like this in the 90s? : Anonymous That's the joke. 07/31/21(Sat) 10:54:42 No.154336353

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Swiss anon visits America | /r/Greentext

AT LEAST WE Y im visiting america from switzerland Anonymous (ID: 5hhdEg/O) 05/23/24(Thu)22:44:21 No.468974886 >>468974997 first i must say your country is a hell hole beyond my imaginings. but here is a story that happened today: >i tell my driver to give 2 fat americans a ride (man and woman) in back seat of my car while im in the passenger seat >also yes btw i have a driver, i can not drive in this india tier hell hole with the most traffic accidents of anywhere on earth (google it) >turn around and say something to them >they look freaked out like they are scared by something i did >i say what is it? >they say "h-how...h-how did you do that?" >i say "do what"? >"you turned your head around 180 degrees like the exorcist" >say "no i didnt i turned my torso 90 degrees first, then looked sideways" >they dont seem to buy it, or even understand it >after they leave, i think for a few minutes, and realize that for fat americans, turning your torso is a completely alien concept to them this is a 100% true story, i know it sounds incredibly ridiculous to anyone from a real country. they were shook.

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Anon plays both sides so he always comes out on top | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 23 KB JPG 05/23/24(Thu)21:42:16 No.918807134 >be me >argue on the internet >don't know how to answer a gotcha >bring out alt account >post something taking the exact opposite stance I have >gather information from replies >use new found information on main to rebut gotcha >have won many arguments this way Is this just how politics work?

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Anon has been betrayed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wX/d+muM) bantme 332 KB PNG 05/23/24(Thu)20:53:44 No.20364996 >be me >can't wait to get phone call from friend >last time we talked we were going to hang >time goes by >never called >sad.jpeg >decide go for a drive >drive by the milkshake shop >see friend laughing having fun with others >get jealous >decide to stock >>anon is so dumb and weird! >>he is just waaay way too attached >leave >go home >play mw there's nothing to do but they are seriously just not wanting me around I guess I understand but I have no way to initialize a single conversation I am supposed to sit here and iterate vidya to a fault?

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Anon never read Trump’s Art of the Deal | /r/Greentext

9h (7/24 7:25). 171542194 242 Re 20 Img JPG 300KB (1400x1400) 25 Replies >You WILL give me two free slaves, a free ship, and a large soda in exchange for a stack of worthless Zimbabwe dollars what was his f------ problem

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Anon is seething over stolen content | /r/Greentext

File: image_2024-05-23_203949412.png (218 KB, 763x672) r/greentext 19 hr. ago Knights of the Coffee Table Board /k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous KKK destroyed r/TattooDesigns 11 hr ago Settings Mobile Home 05/22/24(Wed)20:43:44 No.77585987 5 years later, still my favorite tattoo in the world 13K upvotes 214 comments 372 KB PNG >Hey fellow redditors >I masturbate with a dead klansman on my hand >Now give me 13k updoots 9.7K ⇓ 212 ↑ Share Anonymous 05/23/24(Thu)21:41:11 No.77594702 ►>>77594796 >>77595573 >>77596008 >Hey Fellow faggitors >I steal content that someone stole from reddit on 4chan >Now give me 9.7k updoots Anonymous 05/23/24(Thu)21:52:35 No.77594796 >>77594702 (OP) >>77594798 >>77595573 This thread will be screenshotted and put on reddit That thread will be screenshotted and posted here again And the human centipede ouroborus will be unbroken

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Anon is rare | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 84 KB JPG 20/05/24(Mon)15:14:10 No.77544492 >be me >be black >adopted by white parents >grow up in Singapore >have Singapore accent >have to explain to everyone i meet

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/tv/ Anons discuss hypotheticals | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/23/24(Thu)06:56:44 No.199415111 Girls 4-6x 3 5 >get locked in a store for an entire night with this girl until morning until they open up Realistically what would you do in this situation? >>199415111 (OP) # Hold hands and kiss >>199415111 (OP) # She's jewish so I'd kill her. Switch around price tags all night.

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YABOWZA⠀⠀⠀ | /r/Greentext

994KiB, 769x1024, 1571075334901.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 止 Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 20:20:55 No.58570640 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>58571346 >>58571358 >>58571378 >>58571390 >be me >2 days ago [7/2/7] >find a high school former friend and go have a beer with him >talk to him for 5 minutes >he's unironically a retard >he keeps saying weird s--- and constantly says "yabowza" for some goddamn reason >say I need to go to the bathroom, leave and block him on all social media Wow my high school friends were retards. No wonder I'm such a worthless s--- if the kind of people I hang out with were like that during my formative years. I guess noticing what kind of scum they are means I have outgrown them as people at least... He was also a fat disgusting ugly p------------ and I remember he has always looked like that. S--- maybe I was that retarded and unatractive during hs, who knows. View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1533164916792.gif, 2MiB, 303x277 Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 21:21:20 No.58571316 YABOWZAA! Report Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 21:25:11 No.58571355 Report He sounds based and yabowzapilled. Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 21:25:30 No.58571358 Report >>58570640 >>and constantly says "yabowza" for some goddamn reason but anon that's like mad cool

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Anon destroyed the kitchen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/09/13(Tue)12:44 No.4380985 [♥]>>4380988 >>4380996 >>4381036 >>4381251 >>4381354 >>4381749 PB220120.jpg (169 KB, 1000x750) google iqdb Posted this a long time ago, but here goes: I had a can of condensed milk, and didn't know what to do with it. I read a recipe online that said if I boil the sealed can carefully I can turn it into caramel. I thought it was true. Now, what happened was I was fairly tired from drinking the previous night, and decided to go upstairs to lie down and close my eyes while I waited for the can to cook. I ended up sleeping for 5 hours while the can sat in a pot of water on the stove. My roommate knocks on my door and informs me, laughing, that I need to see the kitchen. I forgot completely what I was doing in there, until I walk in and see this. Apparently the superheated can had ruptured with enough force to propell the pot straight up into the ceiling and punch a circular hole, before crashing down and smashing the electric top, while s------- burnt milk everywhere. I had to buy a new stove. Miraculously, the landlord was just happy I replaced the thing and fixed the drywall.

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Anon likes USSR | /r/Greentext

2 >not motivated by profits USSR Anonymous (ID: ghyE10/K | 05/23/24(Thu) >no drugs >no degenerate western music >no p--- >no unemployment >industry stays in home country >no imigration in or our >imposed russian culture on minorities >fought wallstreet globalism all across the world >the half of europe it controled is the uncucked one >no religion >quotas against jews >stalin killed more jews than hitler >propaganda of sports and healthy life amongst population >no fast food, you eat food like our ancetors did: meat, bread, potatos, vegetables, chease, fruits >no banks, rent or loans >no (((free market))) >no consumerism >space >no big pharma, feel sick? Drink hot tea with lemon and honey. >hated by such f------ as regan, bolton and kissinger Why do we hate the USSR again?

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The Prolapse Plane | /r/Greentext

File: North American_A-5A_Vigil(...).png (113 KB, 1315x494) Internal bomb bay of the North American A3J-1/A-5A Vigilante internal bomb bay "stores train" Mk 28 nuclear weapon disposable fuel tanks tail cone ☐ Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)10:49:15 No.61683796 ►>>61683818>>61683829 >>61684216 >>61684261 >>61684662 >>61684679 >>61684707 >>61686158 >>61687166 >>61692016 >>61692028 >*huff huff huff* HNNNNGG OPEN WIDE HERE IT COMES IVAN >*plop* ☐ Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)11:48:31 No.61684216 ►>>61692032 >>61683796 (OP) The bad part? Those used to occasionally s--- the fuel cells on a cat launch, meaning the plane went off the end, and the fuel tank flopped out on the deck. ☐ Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)13:25:30 No.61684707 ▶ >>61684755 >>61686159 >>61687159 File: 20160217_040355000_iOS.jpg (8 KB, 250x200) >>61683796 (OP) >Gets stuck halfway out >Pilot has to rapidly oscillate in pitch to shake it out like a turd being shaken out of a pant leg ☐ Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)13:33:13 No.61684755 ► >>61684707 >try to drop nuke >gets stuck >Soviet interceptors/SAMs locking on >panic.exe >begin broadcasting on all channels >Can't drop it, can't drop it, this s---'s stuck! OUTTA MY WAY RED, NUKE'S STUCK, NUKE STUCK! PLEASE, I BEG YOU, WE'RE DEAD Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)23:15:09 No.61687159 >>61687411 >>61684707 >get the poop knife

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Anon's grandfather if operation downfall happened | /r/Greentext

Operation Downfall 212 KB JPG >alternate timeline, 1945 >manhattan project is an absolute shitfest >the US has no choice but to invade Japan >youre a soldier in the pacific theatre just wanting to go home >you take your last ice cream cone from the marines >operation downfall begins and youre sent to the island of kyushu >you see hundreds of thousands of your friends die at the hands of some j-- n------ who have nothing to lose >excruciating pain to take the island >j--- everywhere, on the mountains, in bunkers, underground >you start to wonder whats even the point of this war anymore >extreme PTSD from guerrila war >a million more men land in tokyo and experience your same trauma >after a year of bloodbath, japan is finally occupied >now a vet, on your way home, this f------ marine: >"Here's another ice cream cone!!" >mfw i had to see j--- popping out from everywhere killing my friends and all i get is this ice cream cone

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