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Anonymous X VAPORLAX SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine Ne is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

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Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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: Anonymous New development Anonymous Women are wired 20 KB JPG 05/26/24(Sun)22:13:26 No.77624052 05/04/24(Sat)16:23:43 No.77371295 I generally treat people nicely and smile in their faces, which attracts women into wanting to talk to me for some damn reason. In the beginning of this semester one girl lashed into me because of this and just started using me as her therapist by telling me about literally everything in her life and some of her secrets, I got annoyed from her and I flipped on her two months ago because she kept following me and annoying way to much. Two weeks ago her girl friends came to me secretly and asked me to talk to her again because she has been skipping lectures and refuse to talk to anyone after I ghosted her. IMG_20240505_202451.jpg 386 KB JPG >be me >Op for pic rel >It's been two months since I ghosted her and her skipping every lecture >We're starting our final exams this week >Decided to see how her reaction would be if I tried to talk to her >Last Monday I casually asked her how she's doing with revising and if she's ready for the exams >She talks to me again like normal without mentioning anything >Suddenly she came to uni on Tuesday >Her venting cycle repeats and things returned to their previous state This was a very teachable experience for me, I think women have this sort of addiction to venting and opening up to someone in their lives, like I was expecting her to ghost me back but know she just started to behave like usual which was unexpected even from her female friends.

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1h (05/29/24 16:35) 77663003 - 7 Re - 0 Img • JPG 187KB (1920 × 1067) polar_GettyImages-483585503.jpg 1 Reply >inherit $4m >buy freight boat >hire several hunters >go to artic circle >tranq some polar bears >put them on boat >breed about a dozen of them >cruise to Antarctica >release the bears around native penguin population >penguins suck at running, have never seen a bear >antarctic polar bear population explodes >scientists baffled Would this work?

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Anonymous X VAPORLAX SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine Ne is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

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