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Anonymous (ID: pJ9Q8TP9) My autistic brother hates conc(...) 38 KB JPG 01/09/24(Tue)17:24:04 No.19361067 My autistic brother hates concret, specifically concrete blocks so much that instead of having political discussions at the dinner table we talk about concrete. Well its more of a rant than anything. Noone else engages, its just him sreaming about how concrete blocks were used to replace the way better brick. We had a few incidents where he lost his f------ mind. It first started at about 13 years old when he first became obsessed with traditional german construction (fachwerkhäuser, Reetdächer, etc.). After that "phase", he began acting up in public. >at 14, somehow concrete was brought up in class and he scratched a kids face for not sharing his opinion >at 15, he was found smashing concrete blocks at a nearby construction side with a hammer at night (~1500€) >at 15 he had a mental breakdown, because we went to london for vacation and london had a little to many brutalistic buildings for him to handle

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/01/25(Sat)15:43:09 No.496125464 Pup "Tings Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz Följ Denmark is reportedly planning on increasing tariffs for Ozempic by 500% for the US only. Översätt inlägget 11:20 01 feb. 25 1M Visningar 504 KB PNG amerifats WILL kneel in the end Anonymous (ID: 0bRhhOGo) E >>496125464 (OP) MPIC OZEMP 02/01/25(Sat)15:44:11 No.496125553 Can you say that again Sven? I didn't hear you over all the bombs going off in your country. Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) >>496125553 rude 02/01/25(Sat)15:45:03 No.496125627

Trump says he ordered air strikes on Islamic State group in Somalia 301 301 SAFE US AFRICA COMMAND US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth said the strikes "further degrade" the ability of IS in Somalia George Wright BBC News 1 February 2025, 17:42 GMT Updated 35 minutes ago Donald Trump says he ordered military air strikes on a senior attack planner and others from the Islamic State (IS) group in Somalia. "These killers, who we found hiding in caves, threatened the United States and our Allies," Trump posted on social media. 1aa90f.png 611 KB PNG >US airliners falling out of the skies >Egg prices soaring >Deportation photo op failed >Melania getting Trudeau'd >Trump looking to deflect attention OFFIC

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File: 20180829 225921-1.jpg (2.59 MB, 2459x1801) Anonymous 08/29/18(Wed)23:04:28 No.67366413 >>67366450 >>67366497 >>67366555 >>67366787 >>67367096 >>67367109 >>67367188>>67368037 >>67368162 >>67368477 >>67370619 >>67373461 >>67375012 >>67376523 >>67376763 >>67376921 >>67377011 How can I improve my 5W raspberry pi mobile setup/g/? Anonymous 08/29/18(Wed)23:31:51 No.67366787 ►>>67367073 File: 1492369396950.gif (3.46 MB, 377x372) >>67366413 (OP) What the f--- am I looking at Anonymous 08/29/18(Wed)23:53:11 No.67367073 >>67367106 >>67367626 >>67366787 Ever got tired by holding your phone in your hand in bed? >> Anonymous 08/29/18(Wed)23:54:26 No.67367086 ►>>67367101 >>67367109 >>67367114 >>67367153 >>67367207 >>67367276 >>67367369 >>67367370 >>67367390 >>67367435 >>67367454 >>67367511 >>67367757 >>67368113 >>67368362 >>67368431 >>67368570 >>67369246 >>67369929 >>67370715 >>67373430 >>67373451 >>67373616 >>67373640 >>67374136 >>67375206 >>67375396 >>67375441 >>67376821 >>67376873 >>67377011 >>67377059 File: 1527944535435430653828.png (126 KB, 707x786) >>67366528

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>Be me 8KiB, 227x222, images.jpg Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2019 12:15:23 No.20468843 >At work taking a s--- during my lunch break >Reading funny greentext on toilet View >Accidentally s---, laugh, and sneeze all at the same time >Sound that was supposed to be a laugh comes out as HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNppppppppppppppp pppth... (plop) >Guy in next stall shouts "JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE F--- WAS THAT???" >Trying to stay in the stall till they leave, but breaks almost over... What do now boys?

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 160927210830-tk-ah0927-su(...).jpg (57 KB, 1100x619) >The bandits start R----- her character >Instantly closes laptop Anonymous 07/17/23(Mon) 10:35:44 No.644388840 >GF discovers gaming laptop yesterday >Sees that I have Skyrim installed >"I Love that game anon!" >Starts playing it >"Wow you have so many cool mods" >Goes out into the wilderness >Gets attacked by bandits >Looks at me with the most concerned look i've ever seen her make She pretended to act normal the rest of the day but it was awkward as hell. I can tell she wants to talk with me about it. What should I do? Am I f-----? She's a QT gamer e-girl and I really don't want to lose her.

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Anonymous found true love in a mental ho(...) 05/30/24(Thu)01:17:55 No.77666635 101 KB JPG >be me >have a true love of my life >nonbinary >meet in a mental hospital >one year older than me >the kindest most loving person ever >have similar mental health problems >are friends in the mental hospital, start dating once we both got out >second day of dating asks what my kinks are >willing to do anything sexual for me, lets me do facials, gives b-------, a---, anything else you want >attractive body, nice curves >watches anime >doesnt do any drugs or alcohol >have never fought before >is okay with me doing as many drugs as i like >beautiful singer >offers to do petplay >doesnt care how I look, but thinks im extremely attractive >madly in love with you >both believe we are soulmates, true love >black >adopted by white parents, basically acts white, no hood culture Living the absolute dream >pic unrelated Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)01:20:50 No.77666660 mental hospitals always result in black gfs Anonymous >>77666635 (OP) # 05/30/24(Thu)01:22:04 No.77666666 >is okay with me doing as many drugs as i like now quit those, do better for her

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