: Anonymous 690 KB JPG liking my pictures 06/06/24(Thu)11:37:10 No.77738280 >be me, straight male >download tinder >swipe for 2 months >zero likes zero matches >Icantpossiblybethisugly.jpg >remove all filters and preferences >go to sleep >wake up to 100+ likes >initially disgusted by all the f------ >eventually come to the bittersweet realization that Im not a hideous monster because hundreds of men want to f--- me. I am disgusted but I do appreciate all the cutie patootie compliments fellas.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 64 KB JPG >mfw 02/23/18(Fri)19:43:41 No.43426628 >be me around 5pm >Dad comes home from construction job >sees me sitting at computer still in dressing gown with naruto hat >let's out the longest sigh ever and goes to his room and shut's door 11 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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File: 1717623585795133.jpg (32 KB, 624x480) >no skills Anonymous 06/05/24(Wed)15:40:44 No.31392438 >>31392705 >>31392715 >>31392726 >>31393341 >31 >NEET for basically entire life >no high school or college education >dropped out of school in 9th grade >never worked >0 social skills >never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s >can't drive >have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 years How do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?

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2h (06/05/24 15:27) 919437881 5 Re 4 Img JPG 59KB (540 x 494) 1706992897867118.jpg 1 Reply >post a question in a thread >post starts getting a ton of replies >get overwhelmed and close the thread 2h (06/05/24 15:43) 919438574 GIF 6KB (220 × 184) 1691013273843181.gif >post a question in a thread >post gets no replies >get embarrassed and close the thread

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: Anonymous 146 KB JPG 07/12/21 (Mon) 10:00:54 No.64534864 >Be me back in the 2016 election >Go to Trump rally >"I like Trump dude, he's definitely going to bring back the greatness of America, I fully support his decision of building that wall" >"That's why we are here bro, you seems like a cool dude, unlike those Hillary idiots, respect!" >feels good and a sense of belonging >Be there for a short while then leave >Go to Hillary rally >"I support her you know, she know exactly what this country problems is and she going to fix it. I hope she win and become America's first female president" >"Hell yeah man, she must win, you know, you are a good person, a true American to be here with us" >feels good and a sense of belonging >Being there for a short while then leave >Go home >Go to bed then sleep for the rest of the day I'm apolitical, I don't care about politics at all, I'm just a very lonely man, I wanted to be a part of something, I want people to love me... 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: XjNb3i70) Dashcam Videos ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/05/24(Wed)17:24:29 No.20467707 520 KB PNG UK Dashcams >Gets minorly inconvenienced by other driver >Unleashes unfathomable rage USA Dashcams >Car pulls out 1 mile ahead of cammer on rural road >Still crashes Russian Dashcams >Car explodes due to lack maintenance >Truck crashes into it at 60mph; also explodes >Asteroid hits the intersection >Nobody notices >0 deaths Chinese dashcams >Drives >45 people get crushed

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ile: artworks-UZEBj8UflcCyRpe4(...).jpg (115 KB, 500x500) Arcane Anonymous 06/05/24(Wed)12:35:16 No. 199821391 >Highest acclaimed animated show of all time >Successful adaptation of one of the most played game of all time >Loved by fans and also praised by them >Beautiful animation, soundtrack en voice acting >Decide to give the show a shot >Opening starts >"OOH THE MISERY" >Opening made by Imagine Dragons >Dropped right f------ there Seriously what the f--- went so f------ wrong with this one. <<

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: Anonymous 556 KB PNG talking about sex 04/20/24(Sat) 17:15:48 No.77204993 >Be good looking virgin guy >23 yo >supposedly women want virgin guys >can pull dates easily >go on dates with women from decent places (church, book clubs, other clubs) >by the 3rd or 4th date we start >be honest and tell them I am a virgin >get ghosted This has happen 5 times already, should I just hire some escorts and lose my v-card? I wanted my first time to be with someone I love. Anonymous >>77204993 (OP) # >women want virgins 04/20/24(Sat) 17:18:01 No.77205012 Where did you hear this? Women want men that have had a lot of sex. >more experience = better in bed >feel good about themselves because they got a guy who was apparently in demand yes this is retarded obviously, but women don't think critically

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$Anonymous Inflection point: Should I bec(...) 183 KB JPG 07/05/21(Mon)22:05:02 No.64455881 >27 yo >khvirgin >Meet a cute 31 year old single mom >She has a 7 year old boy >Starts showing interest in me >Thinks I'm cool, flirts, eventually asks me out. >The date was awesome, I was nervous and she thought it was cute. >Drops her at her place, the nanny is just leaving >"Hey anon, my kid is already sleeping, don't you want to come in?" >holyshititshappening.jpg >Small talk on the couch, she jumps on top of me and starts making out with me. >Sex.jpg >I never felt so happy in my life >Been together for two months >Her kid is a cool guy, loves dinosaurs >We go to the museum, see some fossils I buy him ice cream and a toy triceratops. >"uncle anon, this is the best day ever" For the first time in my life, I feel a fraction of what a being a father is like. I feel purpose and drive, my job doesn't seem pointless anymore. I look forward to meeting them and doing family stuff together. Am I making a huge mistake? I think I'm gonna marry this woman and adopt the little guy.$

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