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Anonymous TRE HOUSE Magic MUSHROOM GUMMIES WATERMELON WONDER 15 QUMMIES JPG | 175.25 KB Saturday 2024-06-15 01:06:37 2 hours ago 77834009 These things SUCK. >took 1 >waited six hours >nothing >took another one, thinking my body was just sowly metabolizing things as it tends to do sometimes (I have some pretty bad ibs and when it gets irritated things can slow down to a crawl digestive wise) >wait 3 hours >nothing This is my first time taking something like this and I was told by the shop clerk to start out at one gummie, so I was expecting to at least feel high. But absolutely nothing happened. 20 Replies 3 Images 8< REPLY

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Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee

Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1765434598764.jpg, 64KIB, 711x718 Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 13:27:24 No.59011713 View Report happened last year, but i'll greentext it >be me, work at a big tech company >leftist ultra-woke usual corporate nonsense etc >i'm 6'2 and lifting for 2.5 years, working up to 2/3/4/5 >wear polo shirts to work bc comfy and collared/professional, downside is everyone can see my physique >i outright refuse to talk about weightlifting/fitness to my coworkers to avoid becoming a stereotype >always change the subject, or say "yeah I used to lift in the past but not anymore" >but I'm obviously very muscular, especially by normie standards >normie standards are so f-----, they think I'm mr olympia while to me I'm a work in progress >i can always feel the unspoken resentment from other ppl tho >thotty summer interns and vendor sales hoes always approach me, plenty of mires >some fat girl on a team adjacent to mine always making weird fitness jokes at my expense >not a landwhale (yet) but extremely overweight, massive feminist, white BLM activist >approaching the wall at warp speed and secretly knows it (they all do) >theres a disagreement on how to use engineering resources >"hey, I'll bet anon over there probably wants to settle the debate by arm wrestling lol" >constant weird annoying comments like that >one day i get to a meeting 5 minutes late bc i had to walk across two buildings to get there >"well well nice of you to join us there protein shake" >enough >"well I'm here now, sorry I'm late McFlurry" > room with a dozen people in it falls silent >everyone staring at me like i just murdered a child or something >literally 15 seconds of silence >fatty is in shock, doesn't say anything for the entire meeting >next day >manager requests a 10am meeting >walk into the room, its him and 2 HR people >assigned 4 weeks of sensitivity training >online courses on diversity in the workplace >mfw around fats never relax

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File: 07C1A246-9526-4961-A187-0(...).jpg (111 KB, 1278x1230) Aptilink + Aptilink https://aptilink.io/results/basic?session_id=cs_live_a1t5G4mqSZZ... Services ▾ Learn More v Contact Results Your IQ is 80 9.12% 50 75 100 125 150 Highcharts.com Your IQ is in the top 90.88% In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than C 91 of them. >>15413000 >>15413046 >>15413114 >>15413135 >>15413220 Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:12:34 No.15412971 >>15413411 >>15413454 What field of science should I get into with an IQ of 80? Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:26:37 No.15413000 >>15412971 (OP) lab animal

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Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)07:53:07 No.57865060 >>57865260 >>57868884 935f8f99-ff97-4555-b052-0(...).jpg (64 KB, 1200x680) google yandex iqdb wait >>57864873 >if you never talk to them I did, once. Anonymous Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)08:08:41 No.57865260 >>57865615 >>57865060 Story time? Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)08:38:00 No.57865615 >>57866150 >>57866188 >>57866207 >>57866731 >>57868110 >>57868246 >>57868884 the-boys-homelander.jpg (230 KB, 2028x1140) google yandex iqdb wait >>57865260 Sure. >be me >start lifting right when the gym opens up >completely empty most of the time >electronic access so don't have to deal with the bitch at the reception >strange but comfy feeling >liminalspacesafterdark.jpg >about a month in this HUGE roidfag shows up >120+ kg not a gramm of fat on him >whatever there's more than enough benches for the both of us >about halfway through my last set I hear bloodcurdling screams from the other side of the freeweight area >"W-----! WHY DID YOU BETRAY EVERYONE?! WHY?! AAAAAAHH! W-----!" >look over >see roidfag benching with his headphones in while screaming his head of >quickly finish my set and leave >this continues for weeks >6 days a week, 4 weeks a month >every single time things get rough for him on the bench "W-----! WHY DAMN YOU?! WHOOOOOOORES!" >one day work up the nerve to tell him to keep it down with the incel s--- since I can hear him through my NOISECANCELLING HEADPHONES >says he isn't screaming "w-----" but "Horus", a guy who "betrayed him and his kin" >ask him what the f--- he means by "his kin" >he rolls up his sleeve to reveal the gayest shoulder tattoo I've ever seen >looks like a tear with angel wings >wakemeupinside.jpg >says he's part of the "blood warriors" or some s--- like that >never heard of a gang by that name in the area >he apparently interprets my looks of bewilderment as a sign of interest and goes on the most autistic rant I've heard in my f------ life Cont? Anonymous Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:18:47 No.57866150 >>57866638 >>57865615 unreasonably based Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:22:00 No.57866188 >>57866638 >>57865615 Please continue man this is great Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:23:38 No.57866205 >>57864526 BIG DOGS GOTTA EAT Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:23:44 No.57866207 >>57866638 >>57865615 Please continue Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:59:29 No.57866638 >>57866683 >>57866731 >>57866842 >>57866953 >>57867181 >>57867747 >>57868072 >>57868110 >>57868246 >>57868256 >>57868884 1602447378286.jpg (117 KB, 553x544) google yandex iqdb wait >>57866150 >>57866188 >>57866207 Cont. >says he can lift heavier by channeling his "black rage" >I stare even harder >the guy is super white >like born in Eastern Europe and has never seen the sun white >is this mf like a reverse black klansman or something? >he notices my eyeballs coming out of my skull and eleborates >apparently Horus isn't a real guy, he's the bad guy from some kind of niche fantasy franchise he subscribes too >so are the blood warriors >he then proceeds to relate to me some of the weirdest s--- I've heard in a long time >I mean I was into some autistic s--- in my time but BOI >thousands of years into the future >humanity built a galaxy spanning empire but somehow reverted back to an absolute monarchy in the process >everything is led by a single guy who is a huge fedora tipping atheist, but also technically himself a god >also he's in a coma and needs to eat a thousand witches every single day to stay alive >instead of using warp drives like in star trek they open up portals to hell, cover the (somehow shorter) distance IN HELL and break back into reality >speaking of hell there's demons in this universe, also aliens, also witches, also cyborgs >to deal with all that s--- they brought back the communist commisariat and - I kid you not - the Spanish Inquisition >I just keep staring and smiling politely for fear of him killing me in an autistic fit of rage if I shut him up >the f----- won't. stop. talking. >I finally loose my patience when he tells me about this alien race that's like LOTR elves except their magic is powered EXCLUSIVELY BY R--- >not by sex like in some ancient vitality based nature religion >no it HAS to be r--- or their t----- god won't be satisfied >mumble something non commital about being late for work and gtfo >he yells after me about how we should talk more and how it's super hard to find someone who's interested in that s--- >can'timaginewhy.jpg Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)10:01:55 No.57866683 >>57866731 >>57868006 >>57868246 >>57868884 3ajtl3-1.jpg (32 KB, 640x360) google yandex iqdb wait >>57866638 >stay home and do calisthenics for two weeks >buy some better headphones >he's still there every morning >to this day he's still screaming about Horus and how he betrayed him >thankfully he never talked to me again >the new headphones drown him out, mostly Yeah, f--- talking to randos at the gym.

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Anonymous TRE HOUSE Magic MUSHROOM GUMMIES WATERMELON WONDER 15 QUMMIES JPG | 175.25 KB Saturday 2024-06-15 01:06:37 2 hours ago 77834009 These things SUCK. >took 1 >waited six hours >nothing >took another one, thinking my body was just sowly metabolizing things as it tends to do sometimes (I have some pretty bad ibs and when it gets irritated things can slow down to a crawl digestive wise) >wait 3 hours >nothing This is my first time taking something like this and I was told by the shop clerk to start out at one gummie, so I was expecting to at least feel high. But absolutely nothing happened. 20 Replies 3 Images 8< REPLY

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