Me: *plays "The Lullaby of the False Hydra"* Also Me: I had something important I was gonna tell ya, but I've forgot what it was My DnD buddy: to.com

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IT TOOK ME DOZENS OF SESSIONS OVER SEVERAL YEARS TO RULE A CITY BY THE END OF THE CAMPAIGN. YOU JUST ROLLED A 20 AND YOUR DM GAVE YOU A CITY. WE ARE NOT THE SAME. imgflip.com

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I've found the new meta: Hill Dwarves | /r/dndmemes

My character has 1000 HP at level 1 What? They're a Hill Dwarf, who have the Dwarven Tougness trait. This gives me 1 extra max HP and 1 extra max HP every time I gain a level. But, nowhere it specifies that it must be a Character Level. So, I buy or make a tool that lets me see whether a surface is flat, also known as a "level". Now, I start passing it between me and an ally and every time they pass it back to me, Itechnically "gain a level". So my max HP increases by 1. After doing this for a long time, my maximum HP is now 1000, but I could go on for as long as I'd want.

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My Players have an interesting definition of a fun pasttime | /r/dndmemes

THE DEVIL SUMMONED BY 'INFERNAL CALLING THE DEMON SUMMONED BY 'CONJURE SHADOW DEMON' imgflip.com THE WARLOCK AND THE SORCERER WHO SUMMONED THEM LET THEM FIGHT

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Seriously, no DM I’ve talked you uses (or even cares) about powerful build | /r/dndmemes

When I'm in a Useless racial traits competition and my opponent is Powerful Build made with mematic

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Inquisitor vs EARTH OVEN (Alternative Title: You forgot most spells require a line of sight to work) | /r/dndmemes

The Druid you challenged uses heat metal on your armor You're a Cleric with access to spells He Wildshapes into a Badger and burrows out of sight imgflip.com Panik Kalm Panik

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Don't ask him what his version of Distant Spell is. | /r/dndmemes

Wizard: How are you able to cast spells without being heard? Artificer who multiclassed into sorcerer: HERE'S A WAND THAT HAS A SILENCER ON IT. OFF

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I’ve been so gracious …….. | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com *PRESESSION RECAP OK SO THEN WE SPARED THE EVIL ARTIFICER AFTER DEFEATING HIM, AND THEN MOVED ON TO RIGHT BEFORE THE THRONE ROOM RIGHT? WAIT A MINUTE.. ISN'T THE DMS FAVORITE SONG FROM EPIC.... YOU KNOW. THAT ONE *CONCERN* imgflip.com

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Hehe, Gnolls go chomp | /r/dndmemes

DM: So why do you want to play as a Gnoll so badly? Me: No reason... The reason: 1100 PSI Spotted Hyenas have a fearsome bite force of 1100 PSI. Mar 2, 2022 Spotted Hyena ed Hyena Physical. Hyenas weig 190 to 170 pounds They measure 37 to 59 inches length with a shoulder height of 29% to 33 inches. Out of Africa Wildlife Park Spotted Hyena - Out of Africa Wildlife Park Description. Gnolls are extremely tall, with an average member standing 7 feet and O inches to 7 feet and 6 inches (2.1 to 2.3 meters) though gnolls are relatively lean for their bright, weighing in at 280 to 320 pounds '130 to 150 kilograms). The race cuts an impressive visage.

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I didn't even know she was into D&D like that... | /r/dndmemes

11:36 AM What are you doing? Playing D&D with the fellows... Found one of your kraken tentacle minis in the closet... 12:01 PM Babe... u still there??? Sent

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Perfectly legit Orc PC concept... | /r/dndmemes

Backstory: Tired of the constant slaughter for low pay and no milestones level ups, my Orc, Jonathan, decides to make a change in its life... This is Jonathan Yo... those adventure dudes look like they're rich and get laid all the time. Hmm.

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Nothing like finding out the dungeon isn’t there to keep things out, but keep something really big in. | /r/dndmemes

The Dungeon's traps are aimed too high to hit us All the traps face inward to prevent our escape. The traps are meant for something much bigger!

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They will never know how close they were to oblivion | /r/dndmemes

THE ADULT DRAGON RECHARGING ITS BREATH WEAPON 3 TIMES IN A ROW MY DM SCREEN imgflip.com MY LEVEL 6 PARTY

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When the DM stops handing you enemies you can beat by just charging at them. | /r/dndmemes

Oh, they probably had a plan. A plan, charitably, could consist of kill the dragon. Or, you burn it, you zombie it, you elemental it, you illusion it, you block it. These were all, given enough leeway, plans. And plans of similar competence had served them well enough in their recent escapades. Nicol Bolas could appreciate efficiency. Why bother being smart when the Multiverse so conveniently conspired to keep your idiocy alive?

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Dungeons and Dragons - Meme inspired by EmpathP’s song | /r/dndmemes

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