thomas @thombodytolove i knock on the watermelon to see if it's ripe and hear a knock back. strange.. i cut it open. a small man dressed only in a t-shirt slides out. "thanks fella my fingers were gettin pruney" he somersaults away. the employees yell at me to pay for the melon. why. im a hero 2:55 am - 21 Jul 20⚫ Twitter for Android 791 Retweets and comments 7,345 Likes

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thomas @thombodytolove i knock on the watermelon to see if it's ripe and hear a knock back. strange.. i cut it open. a small man dressed only in a t-shirt slides out. "thanks fella my fingers were gettin pruney" he somersaults away. the employees yell at me to pay for the melon. why. im a hero 2:55 am - 21 Jul 20⚫ Twitter for Android 791 Retweets and comments 7,345 Likes

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