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⠀ Anonymous i didn't know it was this bad 141 KB GIF 07/13/24(Sat)09:16:35 No.78139839 >be me >talking to gf and she mentions her friend is going through a breakup after 1 year >ask why >she says her friend's boyfriend never takes her on dates, ignores her texts pretty often, never gets her flowers or gifts or anything, gets blackout drunk when he's out with his friends and hits on other girls >she's fed up >ask why the f--- she stayed with him for a year if he never did any of that >gf says she doesn't know but seems like she does >press her on it >finally she admits "according to her, his dong is like eight inches and thick" >"she says they have sex like ten times a week and he doesn't even have to do anything to get her to c--" >mfw i realize having a big d--- is literally the only requirement to have a year-long relationship >mfw i realize this if i had a bigger d--- i wouldn't have to put any effort in to my whole relationship >mfw i realize my gf's friend has been bragging to my gf about a d--- significantly larger than mine for a full year haha cool i love that

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/08/24(Sat)03:28:36 No.74447887 >be me cutting since january and finally lean >just doing my thing at the gym when i notice a qt stealing glances >seen her before but we have never talked or interacted >tell myself to focus and to not be a schizo >i finish my set and she sets up next to me >make eye contact through the mirror and she smiles >tell her if she needs a spot im here >"okay" and she never asks and i move to a different exercise >go to fill up my water bottle and she bumps into me as i turn around >cue some small talk and she compliments my fit and water bottle (lol) and i tell her i just bought it the other day >"oh my leggings are new too" and she does like a side pose lifting one foot to her ass >stare at her cheeks like a f------ ape >she calls me a creep and jokingly punches my chest >i do some pec bounces like a retard and she laughs >"whats your instagram" >tell her i don't have one and she says i can have her number instead >she f------ winks and waves me goodbye afterwards >later do a cia background check on her and turns out she is micro influencer >she has pics at all these fancy places and vacations + tons of dudes thirsting in comments >mfw im kissless for 2 years and a complete antisocial shut in i have a feeling its just a government contractor keeping on eye on me. no way girls this beautiful approach, let alone a turboautist like me. can only f--- this up anyway. >>74447933 # >>74448026 # >>74448068 # >>74449033 # >>74450780 # -71153262 # 3571458513 #

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Is this a fair assessment or an exaggeration? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/18/23(Sat) 19:30:41 No.657881745 red-alert2-web.jpg 380 KB JPG >RTS requires planning, thinking and concentration to play >Zoomers don't have those skills because they spend all their free time watching dumb s--- on tiktok >RTS is now a dead genre thanks to zoomies being retarded

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Anon is a small demon | /r/Greentext

12 KB JPG >Be me >Working at Burger King >I add an extra chicken nuggets to bags when they're for a kid's meal >Imagine the kid feeling so lucky he got an extra nugget >He wasn't actually lucky though, as I did that deliberately My devilish nature cannot be contained

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Anon Hated the Ending of Attack on Titan | /r/Greentext

File: 01929383730282830.jpg (223 KB, 2560x1440) Iwant her to be hung up on me like ten years, at least! Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat) 04:25:52 No.201227524 >>201228470 >>201228495 >>201228621 >>201228668 >>201228705 >>201228707 >>201228752 >>201228759 >>201228832 >>201229506 >>201229786 >>201229798 >>201230100 >>201230685 >>201231177 >>201231314 >>201231457 >>201231694 >>201231763 >>201232268 >>201232276 >>201232577 >>201233745 >>201234015 >>201234251 >>201235680 >>201235955 >>201236354 >>201237034 >>201241334 >>201241601 >>201241650 >>201243373 >>201244959 >>201248802 >>201249346 >>201251050 >>201251090 >>201251259 >> >ruins your 10/10 show Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat)04:59:09 No.201228470 ►>>201228759 >>201229154 >>201229585 >>201230046 >>201230065 >>201235652 >>201227524 (OP) >erencels still seething years later best ending of all time. Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat)05:01:59 No.201228537 ►>>201228759 >>201229851 >>201238847 >nooooo the character whose personality i project myself into is in reality an insecure pathetic loser Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat)05:04:44 No.201228621 >>201228759 >>201236927 >>201237486 >>201246203 File: _b56ebff71f2a915d6220ff68(...).png (955 KB, 946x712) NO MATTER NO HOW MUCH MATTER HE'S HELD WHAT CAGE HE'S IN... BACK... I KNOW. HE'S A TRUE MONSTER. IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS TITAN POWER. ... TO SUBMIT >>201228681 >>201228711 CAPTAIN ?! NO ONE CAN FORCE HIM... >>201227524 (OP) >Eren framed as some kind of animal with insane willpower like Guts >gives up at 80% and simps for a stepsister who was dtf anyway Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat)05:34:10 No.201229506 ► >>201227524 (OP) >any anime show >10/10

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>Be Alec Baldwin | /r/Greentext

5:46 0 22 KB JPG >Be Alec >Working on my cowboy movie to spite Costner and prove I'm the better pretend cowboy >It's shaping up to be a pile of s--- >Way over budget, tons of reshoots >Already cut as many corners as I could to save money >Armorer is some little retard girl barely out of college, always on her phone >Cinematographer is being a huge c--- to me >God I hate women >I'm the producer so I'm going to lose my ass on this film >Brooding in my trailer dressed as a cowboy >Playing with my revolver wondering how I can salvage my production >Suddenly get an idea of how I can solve all my problems >Walk out of my trailer >Point the gun at c--- cinematographer and blow her away >No more c--- cinematographer >Blame the loaded gun on the unqualified zoomer girl I hired >My movie was projected to do around $70 mil in ticket sales >Get a huge publicity boost and now everybody wants to see it YOU ARE HERE >Get off scot-free in court because I'm a f------ Baldwin >Movie breaks $900 mil, everyone in America wants to see it >Dunking on Costner because only one of us actually dressed up like a cowboy and murdered someone >More popular than ever >Democrats approach me to run for president >Debate Trump in my SNL costume and mock him the entire time >Remind him that I actually did in fact shoot someone in public and got 0 consequences unlike him just saying he could do it >Liberals love me because I'm a Hollywood guy who s---- on Trump >Conservatives love me even more than Reagan because I shot someone with an old-timey cowboy revolver dressed as a cowboy >Unite America under my rule >Become president >Invite Putin and Zelenskiy to "peace summit" at Camp David >Show up in my cowboy outfit and shoot them both, war over >Achieve world peace

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French is a wacky language | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous French language 07/08/24(Mon) 18:57:24 No.16833017 B2CB291E-55B9-4ECE-96BF-67593D565922.jpg 40 KB JPG >inanimate objects have genders (which are totally arbitrary, you just 'have to know'. How the f--- were the genders determined in the first place??) >silent letters/subtle pronunciation (this language is so un- phonetic that unless you see the word spelled out you really don't know half the time what's being said) >numbers (95 in French is quatre vingt quinze. Literally: twenty four fifteen, as in 20x4+15. This is how they say the number 95 for example. No further comment needed.) >extremely burdensome system of conjugation that requires knowing 10 versions of each word How did such dumbfuckery evolve naturally?

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You're fascinated yourself Anon don't fucking lie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BLACK LIKE ME John Howard Griffin Pathe 191 KB JPG 07/13/24(Sat)16:56:41 No. 78137927 >wanted to see what it was like to be black in the sourh in 1950s >Apparently it was so horrible he Almost had a mental breakdown Lmao >Griffin finds that, to his surprise, many Southern white men are willing to pick him up when he hitchhikes. But to his dismay, he discovers that many of them do so only so they can press him for lurid information about his sex life-they believe that Black men are extremely sexualized creatures, and though they publicly condemn this perceived lack of morality, they secretly find it fascinating. One of them even asks to see his penis. Whites are f------ deviants 2 Replies : Anonymous View Thread 07/13/24(Sat) 17:05:08 No.78137972 | guess every race has their ups and deep f------ downs >>78138198 # : Anonymous >>78137972 # 07/13/24(Sat) 17:51:52 No.78138198 Proof the reason white people hate American blacks is because they can't control them for their twisted desires

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Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)09:24:05 No.201061935 HEATH LEDGER JAKE GYLLENHAAL ANNE HATHAWAY MICHELLE WILLIAMS FROM THE ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING DIRECTOR ANG LEE AND PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING AUTHORS ANNIE PROULX AND LARRY MCMURTRY BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN FOCUS FEATURES RIVER ROAD ENTERTAINMENT PRESENT AN ANG LEE FUN HEATH LEDGER JAKE GYLLENHAAL "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN LINDA CARDELLINI ANNA FARIS ANNE HATHAWAY MICHELLE WILLIAMS RANDY CLIAIDAVY KAUFMAN SAMARIT ALLEN KATHY NELSON GUSTAVO SANTADLALLA GERALDINE PERONI DYLAN TICHENOR, ACE JUDY BECKER RODRIGO PRIETO ASC, AMC SCOTT FERGUSON WILLIAM POHLAD LARRY MCMURTRY MICHAEL COSTIGAN MICHAEL HAUSMAN DIANA OSSANA JAMES SCHAMUS ANNIE PROULX LARRY MCMURTHY & DIANA OSSANA ANG LEE FOCUS BE www.brokebackbuhan.com FEATURING MUSIC FROM WILLIE NELSON, EMMY LOU HARRIS, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, AND TEDDY THOMPSON LOVE IS A FORCE OF NATURE 1711539787874704.jpg 287 KB JPG >in winter >in a small tent >no condom >no washing up afterwards that tent must've smelled rank as f--- afterwards

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Anonymous 15 minutes ago No.116 >Rei is love >Rei is light >Rei is life 日 Anonymous 15 minutes ago No.11 1410924729321.jpg (88 KB, 1064xS Sure, OP. Anonymous 13 minutes ago No.116227997 =>>116228254 1411762361782.gif (113 KB, 260x199) google iqdb Twenty years. >>116227920 >>116227876 (OP) You c---- have been doing this for twenty years.

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Anonymous 29 KB JPG 12/02/23(Sat) 12:18:33 No.659330193 >game achievements >Winter is coming (Enter the Frostland) >You Shall Not Pass! (Defend the fortress) >I'll be back (Lose 10 times to a boss) >It's a trap! (Die to trap) >Get over here! (Use a spell to pull an enemy)

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Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)18:56:48 No.201236159 PJATEVE Well, it is finally official: murder is legal in the state of New Mexico E_XPXFwXsAMVbA2.jpg 34 KB JPG >shoot someone in broad daylight >get off on a technicality

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Anonymous out 8 KB JPG 02/28/19(Thu)22:08:13 No.793853683 >be me >24 year old Police Officer >Respond to a bad traffic accident where this wrapped his car around a palm tree >car is on fire >run up to the car to try to get him >fire extinguisher only puts out the fire when actively using it, the second I stop the flames come back up >do this enough to get the door open and try to pull the guy out >f----- is pinned but otherwise fully conscious >guy starts screaming "Help me officer!" >tell him that the fire department is on the way and to hold tight > continue to use my fire extinguisher to keep the flames from reaching him but eventually I run out. >flames grow more and more >guy actively burning to death still screaming "help me officer!" >can't do anything to help him >Powerlessly watch him burn to death I can still hear his screams and I can't stand the smell of cooking meat.

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⠀ Anonymous i didn't know it was this bad 141 KB GIF 07/13/24(Sat)09:16:35 No.78139839 >be me >talking to gf and she mentions her friend is going through a breakup after 1 year >ask why >she says her friend's boyfriend never takes her on dates, ignores her texts pretty often, never gets her flowers or gifts or anything, gets blackout drunk when he's out with his friends and hits on other girls >she's fed up >ask why the f--- she stayed with him for a year if he never did any of that >gf says she doesn't know but seems like she does >press her on it >finally she admits "according to her, his dong is like eight inches and thick" >"she says they have sex like ten times a week and he doesn't even have to do anything to get her to c--" >mfw i realize having a big d--- is literally the only requirement to have a year-long relationship >mfw i realize this if i had a bigger d--- i wouldn't have to put any effort in to my whole relationship >mfw i realize my gf's friend has been bragging to my gf about a d--- significantly larger than mine for a full year haha cool i love that

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