Micro SF/F stories @MicroSFF "As a knight," the king said, "it is your duty to kill dragons." "Very well, my liege," the knight said. "Um. May I ask why?" "Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods." "Very well, my liege," the knight said and drew his sword. 17:58 03 Sep 20 Hootsuite Inc.

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Yes, of course. Perhaps your magical prowess does outweigh my own, but we shall never know as I intend to leave town today. With the entire jar of diamond dust in my possession, I might add. You know, I think I was wrong. It's not that you're weak and incompetent, it's just that I think maybe you're not really a wizard. Steady you can do You could be a sorcerer. It would account for the dull glassy look in your beady little eyes. No, that's still not right. Sorcerers can still manage to put one word in front of the other. I know! You must be- this, V. a warlock! WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!? V, don't! You need to keep your temper under- Wait a second, is that a bauble? I could use a shiny new bauble. I illustrate my area of expertise thusly: Quickened Lightning Bolt! And it's on a dangly thing! I love dangly things! ZZZAPP!

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WAAAI Shhh Shhh Mummy's got you, It's okay, THAUMATURGY Transmutation cantrip Casting Time: 1 action Range: 30 feet Components: V Duration: Up to 1 minute Infernal Legacy. You know the thaumaturgy cantrip. VAAA A A A A AAA A A A Z AAAAAA A A A You manifest a minor wonder, a sign of supernatural power, within range. You create one of the following magical effects within range: . Your voice booms up to three times as loud as normal for 1 minute.

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Of course they were never going to just walk away | /r/dndmemes

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One of the most annoying creatures in the monster manual. | /r/dndmemes

Thomas Courtney 11h Thoughts on my karen crawler? Travis Smith "I want to speak to the Dungeon Manager right NOW!" Just now Haha Reply WHY TREAT THE MONSTERS THIS WAY? BECAUSE F--- EM, THAT'S WHY! 10

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Ancient Dungeons & Dragons Players 1h 8 How did you learn how to DM? Edit: That is, what resources have you used to be a better DM? Did you read the DMG? Did you watch live play videos? Did you read a different book? Watch someone else while playing? Ask others for advice? Enrollment for MistressClass is Open Apply by July 20th to catch the early bird tuition & join us for a special summer call "Roll for Initiative." 7))

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It's thanks to Ilmater and other good deities that your dog died of cancer instead of being torn to pieces by an ankheg as a puppy | /r/dndmemes

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Micro SF/F stories @MicroSFF "As a knight," the king said, "it is your duty to kill dragons." "Very well, my liege," the knight said. "Um. May I ask why?" "Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods." "Very well, my liege," the knight said and drew his sword. 17:58 03 Sep 20 Hootsuite Inc.

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