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1.89 MB PNG >this took over earth in 7 hours, has the entirety of humanity under its heels, and has conquered numerous other worlds and galaxy's >gets beaten by a nerd with a crowbar and like a couple dozen bulgarian dudes with beanies and shotguns how??? the combine is set up to be this great technological unstoppable threat and it gets beaten so damn easily

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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Because that's not the Combine forces that conquered Earth. The Combine soldiers on Earth are just modified humans garrisoning the planet that receives some meager support from the Combine in the form of striders, ships, hunters, etc etc, when they feel like it.

Anon would easily realize this from inferring through the fact that the Combine obviously didn't invade Earth with human soldiers, but media literacy is dead on 4chan.

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