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1.89 MB PNG >this took over earth in 7 hours, has the entirety of humanity under its heels, and has conquered numerous other worlds and galaxy's >gets beaten by a nerd with a crowbar and like a couple dozen bulgarian dudes with beanies and shotguns how??? the combine is set up to be this great technological unstoppable threat and it gets beaten so damn easily

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Because that's not the Combine forces that conquered Earth. The Combine soldiers on Earth are just modified humans garrisoning the planet that receives some meager support from the Combine in the form of striders, ships, hunters, etc etc, when they feel like it.

Anon would easily realize this from inferring through the fact that the Combine obviously didn't invade Earth with human soldiers, but media literacy is dead on 4chan.

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