1.89 MB PNG >this took over earth in 7 hours, has the entirety of humanity under its heels, and has conquered numerous other worlds and galaxy's >gets beaten by a nerd with a crowbar and like a couple dozen bulgarian dudes with beanies and shotguns how??? the combine is set up to be this great technological unstoppable threat and it gets beaten so damn easily

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Anonymous 51 KB JPG 07/13/24(Sat) 19:01:05 No.78144878 >Try to shoot the former President >Miss >Trump supporters are p----- that you shot at him >Safe-edgy shitlibs are p----- that you missed him >Basically everyone regardless of political affiliation is clowning on you What a f------ retard

Anonymous The millitary has made me more(...) WOJAK US ARMY 9 KB JPG 05/12/25(Mon) 18:43:07 No.81148037 >Join army to pay for college and to get out of s----- circumstances >Most of the other guys there are also to get to college >Some of us out of desperation for better circumstances >See a bunch of f------ with silver spoons in their mouths treat us like we're a bunch of hardened killers >Said f------ think they're better than us because they have an education >These f------ also don't know, the vast majority of millitary members won't see combat as most jobs aren't combat related >To these idiots a cook is the same as an infantryman >I've been called a baby killer despite never deploying throughout my career or killing anyone >My job is literally a vehicle technician >Women avoid me thinking I'm a domestic abuser in the making >Retard civilians will say I'm more of a terrorist than the men I kill >They cannot comprehend that the military is not killing people for most of soldiers >I'm literally hated by half the country for just trying to have a better life >And these leftist f------ wonder why they can't win an election? >Not a Republican f--, but they've made me feel infinitely more welcomed than lefties >A Southern man saying "Good job son" and covering my lunch is one of the best things ever >Jesus Christ, joining the military really shows you how two faced most people are 58 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

: Anonymous 74 KB JPG 05/12/25(Mon)21:04:47 No.934436283 >be me a week ago >go to sleep >dream starts >I'm having a conversation with Yukio Mishima >I mention the fact that the japanese have trouble pronouncing certain english. words >he jumps from his seat and tries to kill me >wake up What does this mean?

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Salnax

Jul 27, 2024 at 08:12PM EDT

IIRC, the actual guys who conquered Earth left a while back, and you are fighting the losers stuck in garrison duty over the course of HL2.

Memebot_9000

Jul 28, 2024 at 06:55AM EDT

Because that's not the Combine forces that conquered Earth. The Combine soldiers on Earth are just modified humans garrisoning the planet that receives some meager support from the Combine in the form of striders, ships, hunters, etc etc, when they feel like it.

Anon would easily realize this from inferring through the fact that the Combine obviously didn't invade Earth with human soldiers, but media literacy is dead on 4chan.

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