1.89 MB PNG >this took over earth in 7 hours, has the entirety of humanity under its heels, and has conquered numerous other worlds and galaxy's >gets beaten by a nerd with a crowbar and like a couple dozen bulgarian dudes with beanies and shotguns how??? the combine is set up to be this great technological unstoppable threat and it gets beaten so damn easily

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Salnax

Jul 27, 2024 at 08:12PM EDT

IIRC, the actual guys who conquered Earth left a while back, and you are fighting the losers stuck in garrison duty over the course of HL2.

Because that's not the Combine forces that conquered Earth. The Combine soldiers on Earth are just modified humans garrisoning the planet that receives some meager support from the Combine in the form of striders, ships, hunters, etc etc, when they feel like it.

Anon would easily realize this from inferring through the fact that the Combine obviously didn't invade Earth with human soldiers, but media literacy is dead on 4chan.

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