When you missed a few sessions and have no idea where the party is Where the f--- am 1?

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FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON! BE REALISTIC I WANT TO FINISH A CAMPAIGN WITHOUT IT FIZZLING OUT WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON Gold

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Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

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Having your bbeg's armor shatter from an attack by your players might not be raw, but it's a really cool way to transition to a phase 2. It's also really funny when they realize he was a Monk all along. | /r/dndmemes

DM: The bbeg falls to one knee from your massive strike, panting. My players: Oh sweet! We beat him. DM: The bbeg laughs as his armor cracks and starts to fall away. Players: Uh what? DM: "Oh good. That prison was getting really heavy." My players: uh HP WHAT

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When one of your 3 players is literally evil DM The other two players are pure. I'm wagering that their radiance will cleanse the third.

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"Steve? No, that's my twin brother. Call me Stephen." | /r/dndmemes

*Fails death save* "Yo can anyone heal me" Rolls nat 1 on next save *Some time later* *New PC joins the party* It's his twin brother

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dnd races have different anatomy than Cantification ra Briver's Licens humans right? 00 PA Trick StaR and thus would have different stregnth, agility, etc. than humans, right? yes. makes sense to me. so different races should have different ability bonuses! no, npcs don't get any bonuses, and players only get bonuses from backgrounds

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Telekinetic Conquest Paladins be like "i find your lack of faith disturbing" | /r/dndmemes

MAGE HAND SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELEKINETICLY CHOKE PEOPLE CHANGE MY MIND

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We might be punching above our weight class... | /r/dndmemes

LEVEL 9 PARTY DEFEATING 4STONE GIANTS AND 10 GIANT BATS IN 2 BACK TO BACK ENCOUNTERS. 1 ALMOST BURIED ALIVE. 3 NEARLY KILLED OUTRIGHT. AND THE PALADIN HAS SWORN FEALTY TO SHAR imgflip.com

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Me, a cleric, at the slightest hint of conflict | /r/dndmemes

SO ANYWAYS I STARTED BLESSING

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You dm like the right one and you will be playerless | /r/dndmemes

GOOD RAILROADING: BAD RAILROADING: ENOUGH TO KEEP YOUR PLAYERS ON TRACK AND POINT THEM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AT THEIR OWN DISCRETION imgflip.com FREE WILL? LOL NO YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER

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I cast "Find the Path" | /r/dndmemes

PLAYER Bottom FIND THE PATH 6th level divination 114I So i want to cast this spell. PLAYER DM PLAYER DM Yup. PLAYER But apparently i need to be "Familiar with the location. Jup. PLAYER PLAYER DM But clearly that is useless, since i already know the path to a place with which i am "Familiar." PLAYER Makes sense to me. PLAYER DM So then i would like to use it to reach an area i've never been to. DM 0 The spell fails, and your Spell Slot is wasted.

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They were stuck there for like 4 rounds. | /r/dndmemes

THE PARTY CURRENTLY FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES THE ARTIFICER TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CLIMB OUT OF A HOLE IN THE GROUND imgflip.com

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Dungeons and Dragons - "Last I knew, I took a nap in the cart and now we're riding on the river Styx, our horse can now talk, AND we're trying to stop our hirelings from forming a union? Also, we have hirelings?" | /r/dndmemes

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