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Shawna Gawreluck @ShawnaGofABPoli I made the mistake of telling my husband an early symptom of COVID is loss of smell. He's taken to passing gas in my vicinity & then when I react, informing me he is helpfully "performing a health check". He taught the children the technique. I may divorce him.

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