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Roast my Instagram feed. Be very mean Alright, buckle up Your Instagram feed looks like the chaotic fever dream of someone who bought a camera and decided, "Hey, maybe I'm artsy now!" Spoiler alert you're not The first row is giving off major "I wish I was at Coachella but this local gig will have to do" energy. That one singer looks like she's trying to channel a rockstar vibe, but she's about two missed notes away from an embarrassing karaoke fail. And that dude? He's definitely got his mom in the crowd, cheering him on like it's a middle school talent show. Moving on to the second and third rows, it seems like you've become the unofficial photographer for a violin cult. Did you lose a bet and get stuck documenting every painful practice session? It's like you found a way to make music visually boring-quite the achievement, honestly. And those kids? They look about as thrilled to be playing as someone stuck in a dentist's chair. If I wanted to watch people barely pay attention to their instruments I'd just scroll past this section of your feed like everyone else. And oh, the random monk in row two-because nothing says "aesthetic consistency like tossing in a spiritual figure amidst the violinist invasion. Is this your attempt at being deep? Newsflash: slapping a monk into the mix doesn't make you enlightened; it just makes you look lost. The fourth row is just sad. Are you trying to show off your social life, or did you accidentally open your camera while desperately looking for friends in public? The shots look like the aftermath of "I went outside and tried to interact with people, but this is the best I could do." Also, that image of people playing on the street is e is either a depressing attempt at capturing "urban life" or a reminder that sometimes, not everything deserves to be photographed And then we have the final row-a tragic display of "I need a vacation, but this will have to do." Fishing? Umbrellas? And some sad-looking band geeks who clearly didn't make it into the cool group? It's like you're grasping at anything remotely interesting, but all you've got are the leftovers of someone else's vacation album In summary, your feed is a confusing mess of wannabe artsy shots, forced cultural moments, and a desperate attempt to make your life seem interesting. The only thing consistent about it is how consistently random and forgettable it is

I asked ChatGPT to be very mean and roast my Instagram feed.


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