Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)10:18:57 No.203040861 BECOME CHAOTIC GOOD OD no APA MH HEAL COMPANIONS AGAINST THEIR WILL GWK95i7XgAAyFkq.jpg >"The orcs are many in number and are stampeding towards the party, what do you do?" >I cast Heal Wounds on Ranlar's legs. >... >"Ranlar is at full health, that wont-" >I cast it on his legs. >"Come on man, dont-" >We might have to get away quickly, he needs to be able to run. >"David, my character was paralysed from birth, you cant just-" >I cast Heal Wounds on Ranlar's legs. >"If Eric wants to roleplay in a wheelchair, he should be able to-" >And I should be able to fix a liability in our team. Ranlar's withered legs. >"Fine David. If you want to waste your turn, go for it. Cast Heal wounds on Ranlar's legs." >*Roll Dice* >Nat 20. >... >..... >"R-ranlar slowly raises from his wheelchair." >Yell "YOU'RE WELCOME ERIC" as he storms out of the room.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)10:18:57 No.203040861 BECOME CHAOTIC GOOD OD no APA MH HEAL COMPANIONS AGAINST THEIR WILL GWK95i7XgAAyFkq.jpg >"The orcs are many in number and are stampeding towards the party, what do you do?" >I cast Heal Wounds on Ranlar's legs. >... >"Ranlar is at full health, that wont-" >I cast it on his legs. >"Come on man, dont-" >We might have to get away quickly, he needs to be able to run. >"David, my character was paralysed from birth, you cant just-" >I cast Heal Wounds on Ranlar's legs. >"If Eric wants to roleplay in a wheelchair, he should be able to-" >And I should be able to fix a liability in our team. Ranlar's withered legs. >"Fine David. If you want to waste your turn, go for it. Cast Heal wounds on Ranlar's legs." >*Roll Dice* >Nat 20. >... >..... >"R-ranlar slowly raises from his wheelchair." >Yell "YOU'RE WELCOME ERIC" as he storms out of the room.

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