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FORENTOWORK Ken Cheng • 3rd+ I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 2h. I pay my workers to have therapy. + Follow They get a big bonus if they agree to sign up to the therapist I've found. I figured this will benefit me and my company in the long run. Why? The therapist I chose isn't a therapist at all. He feeds me all their traumas and anxieties so I can manipulate them better. Steve? He hates conflict and is a big people pleaser. I make him work weekends every other week. Debra? Daddy issues. I give her the approval that a father would. She works 30% harder. Charles? Afraid of spiders. I put spider wallpaper in the toilets so he takes fewer bathroom breaks. If they ask if he's actually a therapist, he legally has to tell them, but none of them have, which is on them. Is this really a crime if they're also getting paid more and some therapy? OCO 492 45 comments 11 reposts

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Joseph Jewell • 2nd + Follow Recruiter that Codes 5d. Pro tip: Thank you notes are a thing of the past. You can't send a thank you note and expect it to change the outcome of an interview. If you want to set yourself apart in this market, you have to do more than that. If you want to truly stand out, truly be unforgettable... send a ransom note. Make sure it's hand written(by the person you have temporarily acquired possession of) and have it delivered via certified mail, requiring a signature. Boom, immediate feedback. GCO 986 131 comments • 14 reposts
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