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Anonymous 103 KB JPG bad 03/10/19(Sun)09:38:38 No.51377125 >gf is on her period but almost off of it >desperate to f--- me, Im reluctant and tell her no for a bit >she convinces me her period is basically over and Im kinda horny by that point, figure it wont be that >she rides me and c---, Im afraid to look down >blood literally pooling in my pubic bone and flowing down onto my sheets It looked like Id stabbed someone to death with my penis what the F---

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 447 KB PNG 09/30/24(Mon)11:11:14 No.37456573 >>37456410 # >use phone for furry degen stuff >use private tabs on firefox on android >after gooning is over return to regular tabs, however I don't close the private tabs >be me the next day at work >talking about something with female coworker >want to search something on my phone to prove a point >mfw for a quarter of a second the private tab got shown >both stayed silent after that I can't have a single normal friendship

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: Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 06:43:00 No.203731530 corleone.jpg 64 KB JPG >Look his they massacred my boy >How could this have happened? I'm just a humble mafia boss who orders murders, facilitates gambling and prostitution, and extorts working class citizens

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Anon hates meds | /r/Greentext

Celexa Lexapro Zoloft ✓ Luvox Sertraline Clonazepam Prozac ✓ Ritalin Prozac Amitriptyline Thorazine Mass Shootings: Are guns really the only problem? >>17126789 (OP) it's massively over-prescribed from a young age along with birth control birth control = sex without consequences and reduced pair-bonding >birth control largely reduces the amount of oxytocin released after sex >constant exposure to sex numbs dopamine receptors, causing depression, anxiety, etc anti-depressants = literal blue pill >destroys natural neurochemical processes >promotes narcissistic behavior, one night stands, etc >women can leave their boyfriends without remorse or empathy the effects of SSRIs are variable of course. I ran into my ex after she got back on SSRIs and she seemed like a different person. low energy and dazed. for some people it makes them become psycopathic. most school shooters are on SSRIs and a change in their prescription/dosage is what triggers it for them.

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Anonymous ** 38 KB PNG 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

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Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon) 12:11:53 No.123818872 vevo >Drops on MTV IMG_2275.jpg 48 KB JPG >Literally overnight ever normie in America starts listening to alt rock and dressing like a hobo How did they do it? Surreal to imagine from 2024 POV.

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Anon exchanges his life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19 KB JPG 07/14/17(Fri)15:49:12 No.38371043 >uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?

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Anonymous 58 KB JPG 11/24/19(Sun)20:12:58 No.55496843 why don't you just date an attractive woman? >pleasant to look at >sex is better >will make you happier and more confident Anonymous 11/24/19(Sun)20:14:27 No.55496858 Why the f--- didn't I think of this, thanks OP >>55496890 #

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Anon is a North Korean spy | /r/Greentext

ile: IMG_7980.png (121 KB, 976x549) сней NORTH KOREA SOUTH KOREA >ethnically homogenous Anonymous 09/29/24(Sun)18:17:53 No.20284381 >no political instability >no government corruption how is this not the comfiest place on earth? >don't care about the outside world or global politics >no microplastics >above replacement birth rates >lowest divorce rates in the non-islamic world >qt non plastic korean waifus >guaranteed to have a job Anonymous 09/29/21(Sun)18-18-50 No 202813810 202843021 202813070202814760

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Anon hates appointments | /r/Greentext

le: 6639479436959b52bdee151a_(...).png (323 KB, 600x400) 're hiring! hello. >do you have your account password? Anonymous 09/29/24(Sun)20:35:33 No.16403100 >do you have an appointment? >did you confirm? >did you receive the confirmation text? >did you go through the website portal? >do you have an account >do you have the QR code to confirm? >did you receive our calls to confirm? >oh sorry, looks like we scheduled you on the wrong day. can we time crunch you from 4:30 pm to 5:00 (it's 11:00 am) >can you confirm you got the confirmation? >do you have your security code to your account? Why is everything such a f------ spreadsheet with people nowadays? What happened to just making an appointment and someone writes it down and REMEMBERS WHO YOU ARE. Return] [Catalog [Top] [Update] [ Autol

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: Anonymous Dragon Quest creator answers a(...) YOUTUBEチャンネル : 海外ニキの反応 09/29/24(Sun)05:57:11 No.690350498 Interview at 2024 TGS I really wonder, who's even complaining about this? torishima and hori.png 310 KB PNG and basically admits it's the west fault. >Torishima: doing business with such a ridiculous country is really frustrating >Horii: you used to be able to choose between a male or female main character. But now, you can't choose between a man and a woman anymore. We have to label them as Type 1 and Type 2. https://x.com/saou0345/status/18402 43748007219257 Anonymous >>690350498 (OP) # 09/29/24(Sun)06:06:15 No.690350983 How is this news? Every normal person knows this >>690351239 # >>690352932 # >>690353186 # >>690353718 # >>690355470 # >>690356105 # >>690358321 # >>690359686 # >>690360724 # >>690363332 # >>690366672 # >>690368598 #

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Anonymous 122 KB JPG 03/23/22(Wed)14:41:45 No.874949522 >Be me >Go to Starbucks one day >Qt working the till >Ask for a coffee >She's dissmissive, doesn't write my name on the cup and is borderline rude >Pretend to be working on my laptop when I'm watching her other interactions >She's like this to all customers, unless they're a fellow Stacy or Chad >She actually writes a Chad's name on his cup >Apparently I'm not good enough for this service >I need revenge >Get a 10 litre cooler >Fill with several jars of mayo >Add several bottles of balsamic vinegar >Add rotting onions and garlic >3 litres of milk >Many sachets of yeast > Half a sack of sugar (for more bacterial energy) >Cooking oil >Tins of tuna and fresh mackerel >Add various rotten fruits and vegetables >A jar of peanut butter >Expired beef mince and chicken chunks >My piss for 3 days >Some dog turds I found in the park >C-- in the mixture as the Piece de Resistance >Tape the lid shut so it anaerobically respires >Keep in a shed heated to 35°c so some nastiness forms >Leave to set for 2 weeks, stirring and venting gases occasionally >While this ferments, I'm making note of what days and times she enters and leaves the shop >11:30am on Thursdays is optimum strike time >Two weeks have passed >Do one last gas vent and I literally vomit in my mouth through 3 face masks from the smell >It's ready >Put on a crash helmet and get in my friend's car >Switch license plate for ones from a car he scrapped, just to be safe >See her coming into the side entrance at 11:32 >Showtime >Run up and drench her >The smell was indescribably putrid and gas seeped like a liquid into my helmet >Was both laughing and dry heaving as my friend sped off and I saw her in shock from the back >I kept watching the shop for another week >6 days later, she returns to work and I order from her again >She didn't seem to learn a lesson, still acted as though I was less than human, but at the same time, seemed vaguely terrified and paranoid of everything Please, don't be superficial people

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Anonymous (ID: ABb142bD 09/29/24(Sun)08:04:42 No.483198851 image_2024-09-29_050344783.png 629 KB PNG >Israel kills every enemy leader, general and commander with precise strikes >Russia somehow can't do the same What gives? And don't tell me that Putin has morals

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Anonymous 103 KB JPG bad 03/10/19(Sun)09:38:38 No.51377125 >gf is on her period but almost off of it >desperate to f--- me, Im reluctant and tell her no for a bit >she convinces me her period is basically over and Im kinda horny by that point, figure it wont be that >she rides me and c---, Im afraid to look down >blood literally pooling in my pubic bone and flowing down onto my sheets It looked like Id stabbed someone to death with my penis what the F---

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