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File: 1729206274476089.jpg (394 KB, 1276x720) Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)17:12:36 No.79164256 >>79164278 >>79164282 >>79164290 >>79164297 >>79164311 >>79164322 >>79164329 >>79164339 >>79164434 >>79164436 >>79164524 >>79164749 >>79164759 >>79164770 >>79164897 >>79165055 >tell a girl on Discord that I've been friends with since February that I like her and would like to go out with her >she replies "Really? Cool. XD I think." >stays online for about 30 minutes after that >I wait for her to say anything else, she signs off without further elaboration What does her response mean? Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)17:14:43 No.79164278 File: 1719777253840108.jpg (15 KB, 434x431) >>79164256 (OP) # >>79164759 that means its over and she's currently making embarassing screenshots of your text to post on ig and laughing about you with her friends

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ntNeO+CD) Why is the High Street dying? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/27/24(Sun)00:31:39 No.486039129 'Amazon tax' to save Britain's high streets under consideration by Reeves The British Retail Consortium, the industry's trade body, welcomed the idea of reform but warned against the idea of simply punishing online players Howard Musto 3 days ago [2] Comments amazon PBGOF ASN OGO136A 522 KB PNG >See news that the traditional British high-street is being killed by the likes of large corporations >Figure that my local area needs some monetary boosting >I also needed new headphones as I have sat on my current pair, and broke them. >Maybe I should pay a visit to the local GAME (GameStop US) as I haven't been there in 10 years. >Get in car >Drive to town centre >All parking is paid and metered >Find a free parking space; too short for my car >Nvrmnd.jpg >Find a free space; Disabled parking space >F--- it. I just park in some multi story car park for 8 GBP >I have to walk from here. >Walk past cinema (Abandoned) >It smells like piss and s---; Can't see any piss and s--- for some reason >Homeless person came up to me asking for f--- >F------.png >Screaming crack head in a bus shelter >Literally nobody in sight is dressed politely >Everyone looks like human trash >Can hear people yelling at each other from across the distance >Saw some f------ walking around with his hand down the front of his pants >I want to f------ curb stomp him. >Urban youf wearing balaclavas >Kebab shops with fake hygiene ratings in the window >Deliveroo riders are all nafaris and jeets, delivering wet food to your door on a bike. >Walk past a Greggs; See hobos robbing the sausage rolls and fleeing like in those videos from California >Walk through the main high street, pretty much the only palatable part of my journey. >Abandoned shops >Phone repair shops that steal your information >Poundland being robbed >B&M being robbed >Luxury cars parked outside of dilapidated bedsits >Urban Range Rover, something you never see in a rich area. >Abandoned department store (Closed since 2009) >JW's preaching their retarded religion where you can't give out gifts (And I thought the Jews were cheap) >Trash everywhere >Chavs walking their shitbulls with spiked collars and chains as a leash >Finally make it to GAME >Its closed >I just got back in my car and drove to Currys. F--- the Highstreet.

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: Anonymous worst fastfood experience? мозук m M 23 KB JPG 04/12/21 (Mon)09:29:17 No.15929124 > be me > jew it up with McDonald's app for sweet coupons > name myself "Tyrone McNi er" decided to order 20 pc nuggies and large fry > > do mobile order and decide to pick up > when I walk inside there's commotion happening. All workers are black > An extremely mad nog is yelling "AYO I GOT AN ORDER FOR TYRONE MCNI ER IF YOU AINT A BITCH COME PICK UP YA FOOD" > "YOU ARE YOU TYRONE?" >"n..no I'm just hear to use the bathroom" > worker starts chimping out and yelling at everyone in the store who's order this is. > go in bathroom and then instantly leave right after Why did nobody tell me that they can see your name? I thought they were just order numbers? Is there a political reason for this do they wanna signal us out

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40 Anonymous 38 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/07/19(Sun)01:47:25 No.106871385 Do real kids actually not like broccoli? It seems to be a trope for characters to hate it, but I loved eating broccoli and other vegetables as a kid. 04/07/19(Sun)01:57:05 No.106871668 I was poor so we had nothing but microwave s--- and ramen. I didnt try broccoli until i was in jr high and i was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends. mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. I wish i could have f----- my friends mom >>106871807 # >>106877776 # >>106885879 #

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Anonymous 30 KB JPG 10/18/24(Fri)19:23:18 No.79162952 >NEET that goes out once a month >i'm basically a random encounter from bethesda RPG's >came across ex high school female classmate >"wow anon, you've changed so much since the last time i seen you" >shes literally flirting with me >"thanks" >just leave and rush home to play league of legends why are women so scary 1 Reply : Anonymous kek View Thread 10/18/24(Fri)19:27:06 No.79162963 reminds me of when i vote with my dad >saw old classmate since when i was 6 >can somehow remember who i am >vaguely remember her name >starts asking me loads of questions >just respond in basic sentences >dad says she was into me when we were leaving i have no idea how to interact with women and im 23

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: Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)06:38:24 No.692100512 Journal Phone Collectibles You think I haven't moved on? You're saying that I'm the one who has to let go of the past? You're the one who can't even set foot in any of the cities you planned to see with Rachel! Is it so wrong to not want to talk about the thousands of people who died because of me? You say that you don't blame me for choosing you over them, but I know you do. I'm the reason you'll never see your mom again. You keep saying I can't torture myself like this but if I don't, who will? You say you want to travel by yourself from now on? Fine. Me too. F--- you, Chloe. O Back 4/9 DX 20241017_123731.jpg 836 KB JPG >Save the girl >She says F--- YOU in the sequel >F---- with tons of men and your bully after that O-okay

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Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:09:31 No.79162648 *Woman ages* "Uggggh what happened to her? she definitely let herself go Women age like milk reee' *Man ages * "He's still got it!!1! He only still looks 20!!! It's scientifically proven men age like wine" 1682082098109010.jpg 125 KB JPG Why are people so harsh toward women for aging when moids age so much worse? Huh? Care to explain that? Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:10:10 No.79162655 >>79162648 (OP) # It doesn't matter because trannies age like men. Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:11:48 No.79162661 >>79162648 (OP) # No one who is an adult complains about men vs women at all. Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:12:01 No.79162663 >AnonymousNo.79162648 LAZL

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Anonymous Im f----- 07/19/24(Fri)10:49:57 No.74733497 desesperado-peepo.gif 11 KB GIF >Start working out some 3 years back >Doing really well >ffw 1 year, see blood in poop >uh oh >get diagnosed with ulcerative colitis >mostly harmless, but annoying and have to take meds >next colonoscopy, its getting worse >medicine isnt working >trying to figure out what food is bad for me and what food is good >buckwheat kinda works, but everything else is bad >notice oil in stool, cant absorb fats properly anymore >have constant diarrhea, i just feel like s--- most of the time Man things were looking really good. Finally was in pretty good shape, was really motivated in uni although it is stressful. Now I feel like a walking corpse with no energy to do stuff that only goes to the toilet to s---. Doctors don't really seem to give me anything that helps. I just want to not be in pain all day and be able to move again.

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File: IMG_20230721_191312.jpg (3.43 MB, 4096x2304) and I just wanted to be left alone Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)07:34:32 No.79161210 >>79161230 >be me, Wednesday >Riding bicycle in the area >Some kids are in the park, though it was day >Notice that they are using Skype or FaceTime, if people still use FaceTime >As I come past I belt out in a squeaky voice "I tickle my pickle to skibidi toilet" >They f--- off >Peaceatleast.exe >Five minutes later, dog walkers show up. >F--- off Anyone else done/experienced something similar?

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Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)21:23:33 No.203544908 >>203544931 File: trudeau.jpg (30 KB, 534x301) >forcefully breaks up peaceful protest by freezing protestors' bank accounts >fires justice minister who investigated him for being bribed by mob-linked construction company to change criminal code on their behalf > accepts bribes from non-profits for government contracts >lets in 2 million "temporary" workers to work as de facto slaves by exploiting loopholes in visa systems >ignores credible reports from intelligence agencies on foreign states backing candidates in his party while aggressively accusing his opponents of foreign backing I don't know how much people outside of Canada know or follow what is going on here but Trudeau is literally a South American or Eastern European tier politician

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Anonymous 03/25/19(Mon)19:11:46 No.103284066 You don't like New Zealand? 151 KB PNG Anonymous 25 KB JPG 03/25/19(Mon)19:16:42 No.103284151 >New Zealand? What happened to old Zealand? And what's the deal with Austria and Australia? Why can't they just pick two distinctly different names? Then you've got Colombia, British Columbia, and District of Columbia. They aren't even CLOSE to each other, Jerry. I mean, come on.

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Without antialiasing With antialiasing best-anti-aliasing.jpg >use post-processing AA 12 KB JPG >entire image is now blurry >use msaa/ssaa >framerate plummets What is the final solution to the aliasing question?

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Anonymous (ID: oaM30+zh His ex accused him of an attack that could have meant life in prison. A selfie saved him. CONDO 213 KB JPG 11/18/18(Sun)00:26:12 No. 193822806 >your ex-gf accuses you of breaking into her home, assaulting her, and carving an 'X' in her neck >police immediately arrest you and charge you with burglary and assault that can get you life in prison >your parents get $150,000 in debt trying to hire a lawyer and post your bail >people are convinced you did it and you have no alibi to say otherwise >your mom suddenly finds a selfie pic you sent her that was dated at the time of the assault >turns out that pic clears you of all charges since it placed you away from the scene of the crime >your ex-gf gets off scott-free with no charges for lying while you had your life ruined

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File: 1729206274476089.jpg (394 KB, 1276x720) Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)17:12:36 No.79164256 >>79164278 >>79164282 >>79164290 >>79164297 >>79164311 >>79164322 >>79164329 >>79164339 >>79164434 >>79164436 >>79164524 >>79164749 >>79164759 >>79164770 >>79164897 >>79165055 >tell a girl on Discord that I've been friends with since February that I like her and would like to go out with her >she replies "Really? Cool. XD I think." >stays online for about 30 minutes after that >I wait for her to say anything else, she signs off without further elaboration What does her response mean? Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)17:14:43 No.79164278 File: 1719777253840108.jpg (15 KB, 434x431) >>79164256 (OP) # >>79164759 that means its over and she's currently making embarassing screenshots of your text to post on ig and laughing about you with her friends

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