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Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)22:19:55 No.23988523 My daughter will >know Latin fluently by age 8 >know Greek fluently by age 12 >know enough Aramaic to read the original Torah (from which the Hebrew targum derives) by age 16, to give her a basis for reading Semitic languages >have reading knowledge of all major Romance languages by age 16 >be fluent in German by age 16 >be conversationally fluent in Russian from casual speaking around the home by age 20, to give her a basis for reading Slavic languages >know just enough Sanskrit to translate shastras with a dictionary by age 24 >know between 2000 and 10000 Chinese radicals by age 24, selected for frequency of appearance in classical texts >learn mathematics via Euclid, Apollonius of Perga, Eratosthenes, Hipparchus, Archimedes, Ptolemy, Diophantus, Descartes, Fermat, Leibniz, Newton, and Euler, with additional study as desired (and in tandem with me) >have read all of the western classics with me by age 20, and read them continuously throughout her life >be severely beaten if she reads any literature published after 1960 and not vetted by me first >be able to read musical notation and play decent piano (but I will not pressure to play music her beyond that) >be a borderline asexual lesbian, pursuant to Paglia's belief that only semi-insane lesbians like Dickinson have access to the creative muse >be a practiced Goethean scientist and zarte Empirist, with near- expert knowledge of cloud types, minerals, plants, and animals, and expert knowledge in genera of her choosing >be soundly beaten for so much as expressing an interest in "smart- phones" or "popular culture" (prolefeed) >be beheaded via scimitar and replaced with her slightly younger sister if she breaks any of these rules or consorts with men >finally be allowed, after a certain point (decided by me), to date and marry ONE (1) world-historical man (as adjudged by me, after I reread Hegel's Philosophy of History five times consecutively and sign off on his eigentliche weltgeschichtlichkeit), on the understanding that I will torture him to death, dismember him, and send his remains via horsemen to fore symbolic corners of the earth if he disrespects her, followed by her beheading as well (with aforementioned scimitar) Anonymous 11/24/24(Sun)08:50:46 No.23989191 >>23988523 # my son will bench 200lbs at 15 and will r--- your daughter

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File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844 ►>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 ►>>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad.. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670 ► File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ► File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ► File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ► >>252913869 ESLkun... >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ►>>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 ►>>252920932 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- ive all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ► File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie
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Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"
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Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)22:19:55 No.23988523 My daughter will >know Latin fluently by age 8 >know Greek fluently by age 12 >know enough Aramaic to read the original Torah (from which the Hebrew targum derives) by age 16, to give her a basis for reading Semitic languages >have reading knowledge of all major Romance languages by age 16 >be fluent in German by age 16 >be conversationally fluent in Russian from casual speaking around the home by age 20, to give her a basis for reading Slavic languages >know just enough Sanskrit to translate shastras with a dictionary by age 24 >know between 2000 and 10000 Chinese radicals by age 24, selected for frequency of appearance in classical texts >learn mathematics via Euclid, Apollonius of Perga, Eratosthenes, Hipparchus, Archimedes, Ptolemy, Diophantus, Descartes, Fermat, Leibniz, Newton, and Euler, with additional study as desired (and in tandem with me) >have read all of the western classics with me by age 20, and read them continuously throughout her life >be severely beaten if she reads any literature published after 1960 and not vetted by me first >be able to read musical notation and play decent piano (but I will not pressure to play music her beyond that) >be a borderline asexual lesbian, pursuant to Paglia's belief that only semi-insane lesbians like Dickinson have access to the creative muse >be a practiced Goethean scientist and zarte Empirist, with near- expert knowledge of cloud types, minerals, plants, and animals, and expert knowledge in genera of her choosing >be soundly beaten for so much as expressing an interest in "smart- phones" or "popular culture" (prolefeed) >be beheaded via scimitar and replaced with her slightly younger sister if she breaks any of these rules or consorts with men >finally be allowed, after a certain point (decided by me), to date and marry ONE (1) world-historical man (as adjudged by me, after I reread Hegel's Philosophy of History five times consecutively and sign off on his eigentliche weltgeschichtlichkeit), on the understanding that I will torture him to death, dismember him, and send his remains via horsemen to fore symbolic corners of the earth if he disrespects her, followed by her beheading as well (with aforementioned scimitar) Anonymous 11/24/24(Sun)08:50:46 No.23989191 >>23988523 # my son will bench 200lbs at 15 and will r--- your daughter

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