Anonymous (ID: zxi3Ad8c 6 KB JPG 12/04/24(Wed)04:26:39 No.49037901 >be chinaman in 2024 >born into One-Child Policy era >fast forward 20 years, I'm 5'4" >average looking, average income, average everything, except my d--- that is smaller than a cats penis. >mfw >there's are only 1 woman per 100 men >said women only want Über Chang™. >no chance to wife up anyone, there are not enough women and the few want the same 10 guys >still expected to work 10 hours a day to keep society afloat >still expected to support aging parents >no life, no family, no future >stuck in a cycle of grinding for CCP >mfw I'm keeping this society alive for Chang children because I will never have kids of my own >MFW when read Xi daughter is using my taxes to live in muttmerica and f--- white men, she even lost her v card to one >mfw I'll probably end my days alone and nobody will care >slave mentality, it's in my DNA >no rebellion, no revolution >just keep swimming in the frustration >-1000 social credits for not paying enough taxes >thanks, CCP

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133

Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

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Anonymous Nuclear Cleansing 170 KB JPG white countries 12/04/24(Wed)10:29:31 No.79654726 >nuclear war >would destroy humanity >no more normies >no more w----- >no more wars >no more annoying normies >no more retarded politics >no more brown people flooding into >no more retarded religions >no problems whatsoever I would love to commit a hero but I cannot leave this earth in the knowledge that other people get to enjoy their lives while mine is nothing but pure agony

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24/6/6 [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] No new posts File: GdcE1DDaoAA4MdT.jpg (10 KB, 237x221) ☐ Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)06:54:05 No.79653627 >>79654066 >>79654537 >>79653642 >>79653643 >>79653663 >>79653670 >>79653696 >>79653697 >>79653700 >>79653815 >>79653818 >>79653898 >>79653942 There's no such thing as incels, none of you have genuinely tried to get laid or get a girlfriend like your bloodline depended on it. >muh genetics!!!! You're a f------ normalfag, you have normalfag genetics, shut the f--- up and put in the effort. >muh autism!!!! Another b------- excuse to justify s----- social skills that you never bother to practice on. >B-but hypergamy!!! 80/20!!!! Society is falling reeeee!!!!! If you understood statistics and had an actual grasp of reality beyond your echochamber, you would realize how utterly retarded these claims are. Imagine the reason why your future daughter was never born was because you were a quitter with self-limiting beliefs that kept making excuses to not put in the effort. Imagine how disappointed she would be that her daddy chose to be a failure, that she will never spend time with daddy because daddy was too busy scrolling 4chan and indulged in delusional bitter ideologies that somehow he was a hopeless cause. You couldn't even love her enough to put in the effort of making her existence a reality, you have no one else to blame but yourself. >Daddy? Daddy where are you? Why am I not born yet daddy?? Do you not love me daddy??? Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)06:56:02 No.79653637 >>79654073 >>79654169 That's really neat OP I didn't digest any of the obsessive f----- s--- you decided to blast onto your keyboard for all of us to smell. Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)06:57:01 No.79653642 >>79653627 (OP) >none of you have genuinely tried to get laid or get a girlfriend like your bloodline depended on it the will to power is a sham. i don't trust it

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There is no meme. This is a soapbox. I have no idea who Paulo is and quite frankly I don't care | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)13:08:05 No.146611122 >>146611403 File: ouchie.gif (2 MB, 400x184) >>146611041 (OP) This is why the LGBT labels are pointless. You love what you love. Frankly I find it insulting to try to label and divide love into useless categories when in reality, a person just feels that way they do, because they just do and if it's harmless, just chill the f--- out. Paulo isn't gay, or bi or w/e, he's just Paulo.

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File: Screenshot 2024-12-03 154255.png (572 KB, 2559x1369) Why are you worried about nuclear war? Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)16:08:03 No.928192918 [Reply] >>928195699 >only 2.5% of the population dies >literally minuscule area of effect (can hardly see it on a world map) >it would take hundreds of the strongest nuclear bomb conceived (not built) to do any noticeable damage Is everyone just retarded? Why are people scared?

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ile: signal-2024-12-03-13-35-20-842.jpg (133 KB, 1080x1227) Clark (not Kent) P. SCPVDRAT1-4h Canada as the 51st state? Over 50% of Canada's population lives within 70 miles of the US border. Clearly, they've developed based on a dependency of trade. Imagine if you will, Anonymous (ID: (mHJG9gSY)) 12/03/24(Tue)14:13:13 No.490325657 >>490326217 >>490327423 >>490327576 >>490330458 >>490336363 >>490336435 >>490336639 >>490336995 > be a Canadian liberal. >Hates America and Americans. >Compares sworn enemies, the average Canadian and conservatives to Americans for 10 years. >Keeps supporting incompetent liberal leader. >Has to swallow possibly becoming American because of incompetent liberal leader they swear their allegiance to. Kek, god really does have a sense of humor. >> Anonymous (ID: Tk4QY+Pq)) 12/03/24(Tue)14:19:09 No.490326217 >>490325657 (OP) | >>490326389 >>490327234 >>490327934 >>490336589 Canada joining the USA would effectively end Republicans as a viable party in the USA. The expansion of the Electoral College over the canadian coasts would be a disaster.

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: Anonymous DEATH NOTE 11/26/23(Sun)17:45:00 No.192532141 >villain is evil because...he kills violent criminals... 170 KB JPG Anonymous 3 B 11/26/23(Sun)17:47:37 No.192532210 Killing criminals le bad because it means you add another killer to le society 75 KB PNG >>192532292 # >>192532324 # >>192532427 # >>192535274 # >>192535504 #

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VIKING LINE Anonymous 11/19/15(Thu)19:54:31 No.50979876 ►>>50979912 >>50980293 >>50980300 >>50980498 >>50980864 >>50981200 >>50981434 >>50981682 >>50984801 >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic >try to flush again but s--- doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer DOPAMEME APP TITTA. SLOSH

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Anonymous 12/3/2024, 3:35:16 PM No.57192225 > be me 83 KB WEBP > be 19 > be korean > have to do mandatory military service > fml.jpg > one night randomly get called up from barracks, ordered to secure parliament building > wtfisgoingon > get to parliament, police yell at us to leave. > politicians yell at us to leave. > "we have orders".wav > getting near main parliament chamber > random guy sprays us with fire extinguisher. > fml.png > suddenly people start clapping and cheering. > they say they passed a vote. > district commander orders us to return to barracks > w-- > go back to barracks, turn on tv >mfw I was part of a failed coup

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How do you fix Helm's Deep siege? How do you fix Helm's Deep sie(...) 11/23/24(Sat) 15:59:45 No.206161730 Plot armor.png 220 KB PNG >2000 men and elves can't beat 10k uruk-hais >the 10 last men in horses can do a charge against pike- uruks in the bridge and kill them all >surviving ALL THAT TIME those10 men until Éomer and Gandalf charge W-- Jackson? What is this s---? Why can't Hollywood stop ruining epic moments with ridiculous plot armors?

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Anonymous 1.04 MB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)11:16:27 No.679649543 >Gabe is 61 >Likely to die before he hits 75 >The second he dies, a power vacuum appears not just within Valve/Steam, but all of PC gaming >Assume worst case scenario >New Valve CEO takes on the normal "Profit first" motivations >Either sells to microsoft or makes Steam worse in some way >First thing to go would be Proton >Then the settings that allow you to login to the Library page instead of the store >Then the ability to turn off the second window of ads that pop up each time you open Steam. >Suddenly you HAVE to use Windows to play PC games >Steam sells slowly get worse over the course of a year until they're just not worth it anymore >Steam starts changing the way they make profit from their store in ways that harm Indie devs. This is an actual fear I have. Can someone tell me if I'm being a dumbass, or is PC gaming really being held up by one old fat guy?

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Anonymous 210 KB PNG 13 Replies / 2 Images 11/26/24(Tue)07:07:52 No. 79567871 How do you guys spend your time? Me? >5h gooning to rule34 + Al larp >3h on this site while listening to music >50m practicing piano >1h watching anime >Probably about 2h on showering, chores View Thread

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