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The bard, explaining why the sorcerer just burned an inn full of people It's not that he's evil. He lacks empathy and he goes into a disassociative state and commits atrocities.

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No sun here Once upon a time in Ravenloft We are trapped Gods don't respond Strahd is toying with us No slavery I have found an iron sword Finally no heat! Granny gave me a pastry with my favorite filling That's a nightmare... Came from FORGOTTEN REALIS I would live here! Local Sorcerer King invited for a dinner Came from DARK SUN D GENIDO
and i was like "my eternal slave says what?" and he totally fell for it you know you don't need to do that right? what do you mean? but that's no fun! you don't need to rely on wordplay. mortals will just sign that stuff away willingly. it's efficient. there's no ambiguity in ownership. and it's always a laugh to see them trade so much for so little. speaking of, you still I owe me that soul. $ for the last time. nothing a pact of the fiend warlock says or does in the feywild is legally binding.
Wizard: I cast Wish. DM: Okay, what do you wish for? Wizard: I wish the BBEG would disappear. DM: Granted, the BBEG is now fully invisible. THE REST OF THE PARTY THE WIZARD
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