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My wife beat me up what should I do? Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)01:39:33 No.72451156 >Be me fooling around with my girlfriend drunk as hell at 3am >Make fun of her for being weak when she says she could beat me up >Tell her she should hit me to see if it would hurt and she does >I keep making fun of her telling her how weak she is. She cant beat me up even when Im letting her hit me >She gets genuinely mad and starts laying into me hard while Im laughing my ass off >Next morning wake up realize my face is covered in bruises, blood and a popped lip >Gf apologises saying I asked her to do it. >Mom visited the next morning and I couldnt explain what had happened so she unironically believes my gf beat me up >Girlfriend becomes my wife >Whenever we get drunk she always tells me you know I could beat you up right >Mfw I cant even be mad Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)01:43:41 No.72451198 Cool story, im married too, but hate my wife, and in love with another woman, but she sees me as a friend. im going to kill myself. Literally. Right now. Hope you at least love your wife. Its better then i had.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
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