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DM PRO TIP CONSEQUENCES IF AN ITEMICAN SURVIVE VIOLENCE, DO NOT LOCK IT IN A BOX THAT CAN BE OPENED BY VIOLENCE

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OK listen up dumb dumbs I have a new hyper focus. CANTRIPS ARE WAY MORE VALUABLE TO NON ADVENTURES AND LITERALLY KNOWING ONE CANTRIP COULD BE YOUR ENTIRE PROFESSION. DIRT Is the foundation of civilization. Nearly every kind of civic progect starts with moving a metric s--- load of dirt. And guess what? Mold earth let's you handle over 500 frigging pounds of the stuff at the same time. Thats like an hours work for two burley dudes done in like 6 seconds. Now you still would need to use dirt ramps an wagons to really get the dirt anywhere significant, but still you would singlehandedly be replacing like 10 dudes. And mold earth is a wizard spell so anyone with the time and money to lean it can learn it. And oh you better believe people will be lining there asses up to become a FRIGGING EXCAVATOR!!

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