WHEN THE DM ENDS THE SESSION WITH YOU GETTING CAUGHT IN A GIANT WEB He's thinking about other women Man I'm so going to be eaten by a giant spider

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FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON! BE REALISTIC I WANT TO FINISH A CAMPAIGN WITHOUT IT FIZZLING OUT WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON Gold

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Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

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