Thanks for your reply. I know many Euros who are positively polished in every way.

But since a lot of the Euro-superior entries took frequent advantage of the "horrifically-obese American" idea, I did this just to retort with the Euro-stereotype.

Case-in-point… Jeremy Clarkson from BBC 'Top Gear'. He loves to make fun of "fat Americans", but his teeth look like he just ate the ass out of a dead elephant!!

So it's just a bit of quid-pro-quo, mate. "Push-me, shove-you" sort of game, if you will. :)

@Glazed

In general, Europeans tease Americans for being fat, and Americans tease Europeans for having poor hygiene/grooming habits (bad teeth, hairy women, infrequent bathing, etc.). I'm pretty sure the jokes have been that way since before I was born.