Notes:

A meme that only people from Spain, and some from Argentina, Mexico, and other Latin American countries where FX Interactive releases were sold, will understand.

Translation of the comparison:
Contains games (Contiene juegos).
Doesn't need Internet (No necesita internet).
A newsstand employee sold it to you (supporting the local businesss) (Te lo vendía un kioskero (apoyando al negocio local)).
Doesn't bother you with updates (No rompe las bolas con actualizaciones).
Has the Torrente video game (Tiene el videojuego de Torrente).