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File: toof.jpg (196 KB, 1836x1080) etc) ☐ Anonymous 03/24/25(Mon)16:13:00 No.80741263 [Reply] >be me >community college coomer >in love with some cutie that doesn't notice me since high school >she wants to be a dentist but we are in the same math class >be one day >>80741612 >>80741883 >>80741917 >she had her wisdom tooth removed and brought it to class to show her friend >idea.jpg >wait until the tooth is left unattended to steal it for my collection (a bitten pencil that fell off her desk in 10th grade, a small lock of hair i managed to cut when she sat in front of me once, etc >if i cant have her then i can at least have small pieces of her >walk by her desk when she's not noticing and snatch it (pic related) >be the end of class and she's asking where it is, they are looking around in case it fell >she has no idea Imao >go home and suck it while masturbating to pretend we are tongue kissing >store it in my collection box >be basically done with it, it doesn't even have the small chunks of meat in it anymore >anotheridea.jpg >decide to look like a hero by pretending i found it and make first contact with her, maybe something beautiful blossoms from there The problem is that it's missing it's original meat chunks and it's been a couple of days so I have no idea how to pull this off. I was thinking on pretending I found it on the trash can or some corner of the classroom? Help me anons, you're my only hope

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 848 KB PNG anyways 03/24/25(Mon)22:20:11 No.80740760 >taking anthropology course in college >sat next to this girl who wore too much makeup >as the semester went on she started initiating conversation with me more and more >i wasnt having it, she wasnt my type >the final project of the semester was a report on some religion of our choice >one day she asked me out of the blue what i was doing my project on >i told her i was studying jainism >she said she was studying wicca (basically witches) >acted like i misheard her and thought she said "waco" >asked her if she knew what it was >she didnt >explained to her how the seige in waco was basically a legal massacre conducted by the fbi in an attempt to regain public favor >she never talked to me again >could finally study in peace

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Anonymous 03/21/25(Fri)19:27:15 No.57594994 >this morning >had to go to Target early to get some s--- >bunch of retards hanging around the card section like vultures >I go join them >not because I want to buy anything, but because I ate a lot of meat and onions last night and have some nasty ass farts backed up >cut one off mid crowd. The kind you think may have ruined the underwear >leave the area >see 3 of the people there step away from the section >the rest rough it out and slurp my fart juice into their nose holes for a slightly higher chance at getting some cards >get home >underwear actually is ruined Worth it though

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: Anonymous bills 85 KB JPG 03/24/25(Mon)21:02:41 No.80739913 >be third grader >teacher won't let me go to the bathroom >constantly piss myself >don't like school >fake foot injury >diagnosed with AMPS >cost parents thousands in medical >get out of school for a year ez

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Anonymous 123 KB PNG 03/23/25(Sun)23:46:36 No.80731063 >be me >firm believer in the "cousins were made to sexually experiment with each other" theory >work on my relationship with my cutie cousin and convince her to take each other's virginity >basically tell her that once it's done. we won't feel anxious about it in the future >she's so shy and such a semen demon that I end up cooming buckets >be happy about life >weeks later >she starts regretting it and having seconds thoughts about what we did >she wants to confess and tell her parents >tell her this is going to get us in trouble (especially me since we have a significant age difference which could potentially get me in legal troubles) >she doesn't listen >she says her guilt is so strong she's nauseous and puking most days >she doesn't feel like herself >sudden mood swings anons, this bitch is acting like she got possesed how tf can i force her to shut the f--- up, im actually losing my s--- over this

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Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)15:37:25 No.649132216 Metro-Exodus.jpg 1.67 MB JPG >"Just be careful out there, anon. You know I worry about you." How do you respond?

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Anonymous (ID: /COXJQ1R) 03/24/25(Mon) 17:25:40 No.22366393 So Good Dairy-Free Vanilla Bliss 93 KB JPG >be me, 40yo hkv >Enjoy ice-cream, but decide enslaving cows is for big beef regards >Try picrel >prettygood.jpg >Eat the whole thing while watching The Avengers >Wake with the sun the next day >Take morning ritual s--- >S--- bullets, like shotgun pellets. Absolutely blasting liquid >S--- buckshot tinking through the bowl >ngl feelsgood.jpg I've bought another and just finished eating it. Only halfway through Iron Man 3. Should I have a coffee now, or wait till morning?

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maxresdefault.jpg (110 KB, 1280x720) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao Anonymous 24/03/25 08:44:49, 4 hours ago No.706187792 ▼ >>706187872 >>706188053 >>706188201 >>706188370 >>706190461 >>706190681 >>706190756 >>706191163 >>706191319 >>706192003 >>706193652 >>706194162 >>706195120 >>706195269 I am not crazy! I am not crazy. I know they faked those sales numbers. I know it was under 2 million. One after Mirage. As if I could ever be wrong about this garbage. Never. Never! I just, I just can't prove it. They covered their tracks, they got those shills on X to lie for them. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This fraud? They've done worse. That review bombing! Are you telling me a game just happens to get 9/10s like that? No! They paid for it! Ubisoft! They astroturfed the whole thing! And I called it out! And I shouldn't have wasted my time. I gave them a chance! What was I thinking? They'll never change. Never! Ever since AC3, always the same! Pumping out soulless cash grabs! But not our precious Ubisoft! Couldn't be our beloved Assassin's Creed! Scamming people blind! And THIS gets to sell millions? What a sick joke! I should've boycotted harder when I had the chance!

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: Anonymous 251 KB PNG 12/23/18(Sun)15:44:51 No.443957658 HARRO SORID SNAKE YOU WAN MAKE SAVE? ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERB FOR YOU CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED, MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT CAR GET TIRED

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Anonymous NIKKE milk 03/22/25(Sat)21:37:26 No.7C 785 KB JPG >Stretch marks in my anime girl The east has fallen

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1/1 AvL25mQI US 6m (03/24/25 12:16) 501320208 PNG. 46KB. (723 × 543) ifuckinghatejewssomuch.png >>501318209 (OP) >search for specific model gas trimmer part >HERES THE TOP 10 RETARDED ELECTRIC TRIMMERS >HERES WHY EVERYONE IS SWITCHING TO ELECTRIC LAWN EQUIPMENT > ABSOLUTELY IRRELEVANT FORUM DISCUSSION >10 YEAR OLD IRRELEVANT FORUM DISCUSSION >-electric -3 other dumbass keywords i shouldnt have to specify >OOPS, SORRY, NOTHING LIKE THAT EXISTS ON THE INTERNET, AT ALL. SORRY BUD

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: Anonymous 1.37 MB WEBM 03/19/25(Wed)16:49:57 No.80684613 being a handsome man is not all that it's cracked up to be >girls feel entitled to your attention >it's impossible to find the one because most girls react to you the same way >you never know if she likes you or just your looks >constantly attacked by men like /r9k/ who whine about "wanting love, not sex, if wanted p---- would get hookers" while at the same time attacking you for pointing out how hard it is to find love as handsome man >men are always jealous and think you live the good life >men try to one-up you on everything and are always in a competition with you forcing you into it when you're just chillin' and trying to have fun with friends >girls become stalkers and spam you "love you" messages and you're supposed to choose your words carefully >it feels miserable to reject girls because they're not supposed to be rejected, they're supposed to choose >simps, white knights, ex-s, and the collective feminine will hate you for even looking like you're rejecting girls >when you travel to a racially homogenous country like asia and southeast asia you can't even walk outside without being swarmed by women demanding your attention and it's worse if you try to ignore it stop complaiming. handsome guys have it hard too. kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi-no soba ni ita itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte sugu yoko de waratteita nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo 35 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous Real 03/23/25(Sun)00:19:38 No.80722161 61 KB PNG >Be me >white male >Have only been sexually attracted to white people (men to im bi) >Bnwo slop ruined black men for me and never really cared for black girls >Suddenly wake up craving black girls Is this my A---- blood kicking in? Am I destined to colonize black p----? 03/23/25(Sun)00:20:00 No.80722165 : Anonymous Men too*

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File: toof.jpg (196 KB, 1836x1080) etc) ☐ Anonymous 03/24/25(Mon)16:13:00 No.80741263 [Reply] >be me >community college coomer >in love with some cutie that doesn't notice me since high school >she wants to be a dentist but we are in the same math class >be one day >>80741612 >>80741883 >>80741917 >she had her wisdom tooth removed and brought it to class to show her friend >idea.jpg >wait until the tooth is left unattended to steal it for my collection (a bitten pencil that fell off her desk in 10th grade, a small lock of hair i managed to cut when she sat in front of me once, etc >if i cant have her then i can at least have small pieces of her >walk by her desk when she's not noticing and snatch it (pic related) >be the end of class and she's asking where it is, they are looking around in case it fell >she has no idea Imao >go home and suck it while masturbating to pretend we are tongue kissing >store it in my collection box >be basically done with it, it doesn't even have the small chunks of meat in it anymore >anotheridea.jpg >decide to look like a hero by pretending i found it and make first contact with her, maybe something beautiful blossoms from there The problem is that it's missing it's original meat chunks and it's been a couple of days so I have no idea how to pull this off. I was thinking on pretending I found it on the trash can or some corner of the classroom? Help me anons, you're my only hope

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