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Anonymous LIVE SPERM RACING USC UCLA SPERMBACING.COM 26 KB JPG >be fat f--- 10/17/22(Mon) 14:21:55 No.887469601 >At the Limit of being overweight >Fail PE miserabelly >dontcare.jpg >see on 4chan tutorial how to increase amount of c-- per shot >Zink+Selenium; L-Arginine; Soya Lecithin Granules >Ask doc how safe those are for my body >doesn't have anything against it, if I don't overdo it per day >Actually commit to change Diet to fit these nutrions into my eating habits >Eat Celery because I read it makes c-- whiter >drink only pineapple juice and pineapple flavoured stuff > Just do Kegel exercise >fast forward >decide to enter underground sperm racing league for the memes >turns out it's real >"Live Sperm Racing" is sponsored by biotech startup and OnlyFans influencers >big money, national coverage, full-body scans and hormone profiles >some guys get Nike endorsements for having High T >poster.jpeg >submit application as a joke >diet, training, and zinc stack from cummaxing now gives me top 0.5% sperm motility >lab tech stares at monitor like it's the second coming of Christ ">Sir... they're swimming against the fluid flow." >get call from national team coach >"We need you for Regionals, Anon" >become national High-T hero >compete in Dubai invitational >win race >new record: 9.8 seconds from e---------- to egg simulation >crowd erupts >c---flag emoji next to my name on TV >Accidentally created the most elite swimmers in my balls trying to nut like a hentai protagonist now I'm rich and sponsored by Gatorade and Trojan

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