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Ismael»*.> sleep or no sleep?i have no idea 34 minutes ago Like Comment Lolli r I can't sleep, so I'm watching My little Pony: Friendship is magic. You should check it out. It's some pretty brutal s it, man. 33 minutes ago Like 1 person Ismaels really?sounds kinda like a kids show 24 minutes ago Like You fi king kdding me bro? A KID's show? HAH. Don't make me laugh. My Litte Pony is the SI T. Lemme lay the story out for you, homeboy Basically, there's this Princess. Princess motherfi king Celestia. She runs this whole s t. She's the bitch in charge. She has two great wings, and is the fastest flier in Equestria. But she don't give a fi k. She's got Pegasus bitches left and right to carry her where ever the fi k she wants! Then there's Twilight Sparkle, and don't even get me STARTED on Twilight Sparkle. This bitch can do magic. MOTHERFL KING MAGIC. Plus she's Celestia most trusted student. That's like being the motherfi king vice-president here in the real world Then there's Pinkie Pie, and man, this bitch is CRAZY. She does what ever the fi k she wants, because he doesn't give a fi k what anyone thinks. She gets sl t done. She wants a party, SHE THROWS A MOTHERFL KING PARTY. Not just any party. Where's the beer? Where's the weed? Fl CK THAT S T. WE GOT MOTHERFL KING FRIENDSHIP. YOU'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED A HIGH LIKE UNTIL YOU GO TO ONE OF THIS BITCH'S PARTIES And then there's AppleJack. Man, this bitch is the reason we've got apple juice, apple sauce, apple motherf ng cider! You want something made of apples? Go to this bitch. She's a fearless c t, who's saved Equestria from countless stampedes. I'd like to see you do that s t. We can't forget Fluttershy. Oh mannn, this bitch is one badass motherfi ker. She loves animals. EVERY FL KING ANIMAL IN THE WORLD. Let's say you're walking home, then BAM. WOLVERINE ATTACK. Just as he's about to rip open your body, Fluttershy comes, gives that wolverine bitch some affection (bitches love affection), and you get to keep your motherfi king life. All because of one badass pony Rainbow Dash. this bitch is so fast. She was the first, and last, to ever do the Sonic Rainboom. THE MOTHERFL KING SONIC RAINBOOM. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT S TT IS? Only a Pegasus with SKILLS can pull off that s t. Last but not least, Rarity. This is one hot bitch right here. Sexiext pony in all of Equestria. She's got ponies swooning over her left and right. Needless to say, this pony will MAKE YOU HER BITCH. SHELL PULL YOU INTO HER HOUSE, AND GIVE YOU A MOTHERFI KING MAKEOVER. YOIU'LL FALL HEAD HOOVES FOR THIS BITCH SO FAST NOT EVEN RAINBOW DASH WILL BE ABLE TO CATCH YOU And that, my friend, Is My Little Pony: Friendship is magic. (it was so much fun to type this out)

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F------ CRIPPLED HORSE! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A CRIME?! ALL RIGHT I TOOK HIM TO A DRAGON O--- IT WAS ONLY 3 DAYS MY 【生雲 F------ CELESTIA STOP HOGGING IT JUST FOR YOURSELF STUPID BITCH... FLUTTERSHY, COULD YOU PLEASE NOT TAKE SPIKE ON YOUR S----- HORNY ADVENTURES? HE CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON HIS STUDIES HE BARELY HAS ENOUGH ENERGY TO MOVE V
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