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Since everyone was reposting 6 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. >> □ GEORGE-ZIMMER lypqdKuLRgc 02/09/05(Wed)20:06 No.684150 L9 File 1107997579 ipg-(3182 B, 150x150) HI. IM GEORGE ZMMER-FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU BEND DOWN TO PICK UP THE SOAP, I WILL APPEAR BEHIND YOU AND THRUST MY MASSIVE LOIN LOBSTER INTO YOUR TENDER, YIELDING ASS? IN AN INSTANT, I DISH OUT A DOZEN GALLONS OF MY UNIQUE BLEND OF PREGNANCY SAUCE AND AM GONE, LEAVING YOU WITH ONLY THE INMATES BEHIND YOU AS A CLUE NONE OF THEM WILL TELL YOU IT WAS ME. BECAUSE THEYVE FELT IT AS WELL AND FEAR MY CRUEL AND SWIFT RETRIBUTION. I GUARANTEE IT >> □ cant touch this LAB5iTSvpT6 02/09/05(Wed)20:11 No.684 163 i lol,d at loin lobster well done JoeBarborak IzT8CLvlHCE 02/09105(Wed)20:13 No.684170 684163 as did I Kudos. Anonymous 02/09/05(Wed)20:13 No. 684171 >> 684150 A+H+ ILL M----- AGAIN

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File: 1340117002183.ipg-(23 KB, 258x376, zimmer.jpg) Anonymous (ID: ri+S/c9I) 06/19/12(Tue)10:43:22 No.407103436 HI, IM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD CANT RESIST MY PLOW AND ID LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY KIT YOU'LL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS...I GUARANTEE IT IN NEW YORK CITY, BORN AND RAISED POLISHING MY PISTOL'S HOW I SPENT MY DAYS FINGERING, TINKERING, TOUCHING UP MY TOOL CLEANING IT AND MAKING ALL THE LOVELY LADIES DROOL WHEN SUPERMAN FELL FROM THE SKIES ABOVE, SAID, "I CAN PWN YOUR PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR OF LOVE". SO I GAVE HIM A TASTE OF MY PILE-DRIVING PLEXUS AND REALIZED, "I SHOULD MAKE MEN'S SUITS IN TEXAS" I HAILED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR IT HAD A STICKER THAT SAID "OBJECTS SMALLER IN MIRROR".「SADTO THE CABBIE "I CAN PROVE THAT WRONG!" SO I SHOWED THE GOOD SIR MY SIZABLE SCHLONG IT VERILY WAS A SIGHT THAT HE JUST COULDNT QUIT AND THATS WHEN FIRST PROCLAIMED "I GUARANTEE ITT" I PULLED UP TO MY MANSION WITH A TRUCK OF WOMEN AND GAVE THEM ALL A TASTE OF MY OMNIPOTENT SEMEN LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM AND KNEW I WOULD FIT AND THATS HOW I CAME TO SAY, "I GUARANTEE IT!" Ps Anonymous (ID: 9qz80m1d) 06/19/12(Tue)10:44:54 No.407103603 File: 1340117094828.ipg-(7 KB, 207x155, opnotafag.jpg) TODAY OP WAS NOT A F-----
Hl... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER-FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF ASHLEE - HER SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. SHE WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY mousecock kyledbk Yellow toothed, c--- sucking troll. PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT Just wait till she finds out what aOVER AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED c--- sucker l am I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY I GUARANTEE IT 10-25-2004, 09:07 AM
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