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![â–¡ Anonymous 10/18/13(Fri)09:40:23 No.14083033 [â–¼] >>14083042 >>14083044 tumblr_m6ob9977911qc5ffho. .png (871 KB, 798x793) google igdb >14 â–¡ Anonymous 10/18/13(Fri)09:39:20 No. 14083025 [â–¼] >>14083033 >>14083044 dan vs pinkie_pie_by_son ipg (72 KB, 874x914) google igdb >somewhere in the ethereal world of corporate cartoons, a council was held >The Unforgiving, all-powerful CEO had made a decision: End My Little Pony, and give their slot to another >The ponies looked at each other in worry, thier lives were about to come to an end would nobody help them? There was nothing the other shows could do >Or so they thought. >They were given only a moment to say their goodbyes to the other shows >Dan sat in the corner, angry as ever JERK >He feels a tap on his shoulder >It's Pinkie Pie, here to say goodbye one last time "Mr. Dan, I know we never got along that well, I'm sorry about what I did to your car, I just wanted you to know, you were one of my best friends" >Pinkie Turns to rejoin the group as they are escorted out into the abyss >Dan doesn't say a word >There is only anger just as the doors are about to close on the ponies, he lets out a loud Roar >The other shows turn to look at him >The CEO looks down upon him >Dan reaches into his pocket and pulls out the Emmy "Hey you! Ugly! Take me instead! And you can keep your damn Emmy!" >The other shows let out a gasp >Dan? The meanest Man at the Hub, sacrificing himself for...the ponies? >Dan looks down at the ground "..take MY timeslot.. .give it to the ponies...they need it more than me..." The CEO Bangs his gavel "So Be It." >The ponies are freed, and return to join the other shows once more. Dan turns to walk down the long corridor into the abyss alone he earned, and throws it as hard as he can at the CEO >But before he crosses the threshold, there is another tap on his shoulder Sit's Pinkie Pie with tears in her eyes >She goes to speak, but Dan puts his hand over her mouth "Pinkie....you were my best friend too. >Dan removes his signature "JERK" shirt and hands it to Pinkie "I want you to have this...! won't be needing it anymore >The doors of the Hallway close behind him...and then..the Jerk was gone forever Down into the abyss, the other shows could swear they heard sin Dan...singing. Ahhhhhhh My little l used to wonder what friendship could be...Until with me â– Anonymous 10/18/13(Fri)09:42:01 No.14083042 [r] 1379577341684 jpg (55 KB, 300x300) google igdb 14083033 F-f---, dammit â–¡ Anonymous 10/18/13(Fri)09:42:15 No.14083044 [r] 1374897584167 gif (1.75 MB, 350x194) google igdb >14083025 You f------ bastard](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/631/421/ce2.png "ce2.png")
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