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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - The explanation

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Since the beginning of MLP: FIM some questions exist: why all accept Celestia as goodness, how can she live for thousands years and how she got such great power? The same can be said about princess Well, there is one explanation: they are goa'ulds. Long time ago, when goa'ulds only started to use humans as hosts (approximately 6000 years ago), small group of system lords who became weak was deprived of their possessions. They escaped and during the searches of place to stay found the far planet populated with several sapient species mostly by ponies. They named this planet Ta'nhyhto "land of ponies") and settled there. Soon they found that biological structure of ponies can be easily improved and because of this can be perfect hosts. So these goa'ulds, using the technologies of ancients, created for themselves new improved hosts - hok'nhyhto ("improved ponies"). The goa'ulds made several experiments of creating hok'nhyhtos, so now at the planet Ta'nhyhto exist three generations of improved ponies: pegasuses (1st generation of hok'nhyhtos), unicorns (2nd gencration of hok'nhyhtos) and alicorns (3rd generation of hok'nhyhtos, which "local" goa'ulds use now as hosts). From several hok'nhyhtos of Ist and 2nd generations these goa'ulds made their jaffa ("royal guards"), These jaffa usually haven't any weapons weak need in it. Goa'ulds on Ta'nhyhto made some more genetic experiments, "results" of it are populating all planet now, especially Everfree forest (place where situated goa'uld's labratory). because hok'nhyhtos have As all other goa'ulds ones on Ta'nhyhto have a lot of different technologies, but they hide all their stuff from ordinary citizens as they prefer to rule using "hidden levers of controlling" (they follow the experience of Lord Yu; this also is the reason of the fact that goa'ulds on Ta'nhyhto don't openly call themselves "gods"). Yes, they have pyramids, several ha'taks and al'keshes which placed relatively far from Canterlot; they also have the sapcophagus, ring transporters and the stargate these stuff are hidden in the basements of the castle. But Celestia and Luna are not the only goa'ulds on Ta'nhyhto - there were five escaped goatulds. Third one is serving for Celestia and Luna, it is a spy, who install itself into different citizens of Ta'nhyhto and watch how others serve their Lords. It served for them for five thousands years, so C it personal body as reward for serving - hok nhyhto of 3rd generation (princess Cadance). The fourth goa'uld is queen Chrysalis. She became enemy of Celestia and Luna when last two start to concentrate power Chrysalis created for herself an army - changelings (hok 'nhyhtos of 2,5th generation) and new body for herself (hok nhyhto of 2,5th A gencration) and start fight for the power. And last, fifth, goa'uld is Discord. He also is the enemy of Celestia and Luna and fight with them for power. He served to Anubis for some time, so he had a wide access to the technologies of ancients. During the learning of it he also learned how to ascend. So he tried to do it but got stopped and became "half-ascended" as Anubis. So that's the reason why he looks strange and has the greatest powers among other goa'ulds of Ta'nhyhto. elestia and Luna made for And as additional proof two more facts can be said: only these five goa'uld ones have glowing eyes (main six ponies got glowing eyes as they were under the influence of the Elements of Harmony - ancient's technology (protection system of planet), and Twilight had glowing eyes for a while in childhood because she was the last host except Cadance of "spy goa'uld") and they can speak in voice which scares everyone ("royal Canterlot voice") And few words about the planet. Now it is known as Ta'nhyhto, but before arriving of goa'ulds it was known as Neuris and it was the resort planet of ancients, This planet situated at Unicorn star cluster, which lies near the straight way from Milky Way to Pegasus galaxy. So for getting there you need code which consists from 8 symbols. And as this planet was the resort of ancients they had complex of climate control technologies. Using this complex Celestia and Luna are able to control the length of the day and the night. Also, as ancients hadn't forgot about their favorite resort, Neuris has stargate of Pegasus galaxy type. But eventually planet was left. It happened approximately 150000 years ago. After the leaving of ancients ponies start to develop as sapient species, Planet have been never visited by asgards, replicators, ori warriors, asurans and wraith ere are the sym (for Earth) (for Atlantis) WELCOME To the wonderful land of Equestria! and Haloneed are the Ori!

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