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A man broke into Buckingham Palace spending half hour eating cheddar cheese and wandering around. He tripped several alarms but they were faulty. He viewed the royal portraits and rested'on the throne for a while. He drank half a bottle of wine before becomingtired and leaving Yeah OKI did

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U Anonymous 2 hours ago No.48556304-48556307-48556400 4855649 -48556440 SHERLOCK So apart from tumblr fanbase, why doesnt /tv/ like this show? Anonymous 2 hours ago No.48556327 i dunno why /tv/ doesn't like it i don't like it because it's s--- C--- 60 minutes ago No.48557053 it's a sitcom not a detective show. D Anonymous 53 minutes ago No.48557229 4055344 >49551752 >>48558220 >>48558338 Because it has smart characters written stupidly Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men is a smartly written smart character. When Chigurh kills a hotel room full of three people he books to room next door so he can examine it, finding which walls he can shoot through, where the light switch is, what sort of cover is there etc. This is a smart thing to do because Chigurh is a smart person who is written by another smart person who understands hovw smart people think. Were Sherlock Holmes to kill a hotel room full of three people. He'd enter using a secret door in the hotel that he read about in a book ten years ago. He'd throw peanuts at one guy causing him to go into anaphylactic shock, as he had deduced from a dartboard with a picture of George Washington carver on it pinned to the wall that the man had a severe peanut allergy. The second man would then kill himself just according to plan as Sherlock had earlier deduced that him and the first man were homosexual lovers who couldn't live without eachother due to a faint scent of penis on each man's breath and a slight dilation of their pupils whenever they looked at each other. As for the third man, why Sherlock doesnt kill him at all. The third man removes his sunglasses and wig to reveal he actually WAS Sherlock the entire time. But Sherlock just entered through the Secret door and killed two people, how can there be two of him? The first Sherlock removes his mask to reveal he's actually Moriarty attempting to frame Sherlock for two murders. Sherlock however anticipated this, the two dead men stand up, they're undercover police officers, it was all a ruse. "But Sherlock!" Moriarty cries "That police officer blew his own head off, look at it, there's skull fragments on the wall, how is he fine now? How did you fake that?". Sherlock just winks at the screen, the end. This is retarded because Sherlock is a smart person written by a stupid person to whom smart people are indistinguishable from wizards Anonymous 10 minutes ago No.48558220 1391277514094.ipg (18 KB, 210x300) TOPPETS OF TOP KEK Anonymous 8 minutes ago No.48558264 1409603322278.ipg (60 KB, 640x640) Because it feels like bunch of iq 80 sub standard writers formed a big circle to write engaging story about someone with double of their average intelligence because of the bad writing, that is all acting and casting was all right the stories were s--- 818
WONDER WHAT THE CODEIS 4 5 6 kilt54327 niknak79 tumbl Even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations. Good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk. *straightens calculator* It's pretty likely that it's a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This means that there are: n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As n' is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes Unless an alarm goes off if you don't get it right in 3 tries straightens calculator again* Kick the door in. Well technically' the code is most likley 1970. Statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. And this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, so that's most likley it. Some Sherlock Holmes just went down over here No, no, no. Don't base your deductions of psychology. Let's talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there's more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first. Sherlock out. Woah. It got better And this is why the Sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What's memorable about 0791? Try 0719 a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary The light is green. The door is already open. And that's why we have a John Watson Bless this post!! #sherlock #photos #text posts #this is like my favourite pos
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