How awful. Someone needs to bring out the dancing lobsters.

All That → HUGE number of kid stars get fame → Kenan & Kel, Zoey 101, Amanda Show, The Nick Cannon Show, among many others → Amanda Show spurs Drake Bell & Josh Peck to fame → Drake & Josh spinoff = Josh slims down for fame, Drake sells albums → Miranda Cosgrove gets fame as Megan → iCarly = Miranda sells albums → Victoria Justice, Jerry Trainor, and Jeannette McCurdy gain fame as Shelby Marx, Spencer Shay, and Sam Puckett → Victorious = Jeannete and Victoria sell albums, Jerry continues his stardom and notoriety with the kids → more spinoffs with Gibby,Cat, Sam, and even FRED (though how well liked his are is debatable)

And the list keeps growing… other stars succeed while Amanda shits on her heritage. For shame. Penelope would be so upset. Amanda, please!