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THE /MLP/GUIDE TO SPAGHETTI AVOIDANCE COMPILED AND EDITED FROM POSTS MADE BY VARIOUS ANONS 01 No fedoras 02 2 pieces of merch MAX on your person at any time. This means 1 shirt and 1 pin on your bookbag, or one shirt and a pair of headphones. This rule does not apply to concealed merch like wallets, keychains, etc 03 Buy toys if you want, but don't take photos of them and DEFINITELY don't upload said photos to Facebook 04 No pony cosplay 05 No use of common phrases like "20% cooler" or "brohoof. 06 If you listen to pony music make sure that the headphones don't fall out 07 Don't fap to it 08 If you do fap to it, keep it on a designated fap-only flash drive and do not tell a soul 09 Should the truth ever come out, you'll get a lot less s--- thrown at you if you keep your appearance in check (trim that gut, shave that neckbeard) 10 Don't bring your toys with you in public. If you're buying them, keep them in the bags from the store you got them 11 Do not bring up ponies in conversation where they are not needed 12 Never go out of your way to mention MLP or /mlp/ 13 Do not attempt to make contact with every other fan you see. Do not purchase every piece of merch you see. Be selective 14 A "best pony" argument in public is automatically spaghetti 15 Don't be "part of the fandom." 16 Use pony wallpapers with caution 17 Avoid anyone who breaks these rules in disgustingly obvious ways, except to maybe give them a copy of these rules in the hope they'lU learn what they're doing wrong 18 If they don't learn, and other people are laughing at them, proceed to join the people laughing at them 19 "Friendship is Magic" and "Love and Tolerate" do not apply to the real world. Do not use them to justify your actions. Ever 20 Limit of ONE sticker on your car, and only if it is discreet. Cutie marks are your best bet here

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xTSGx

Jun 01, 2013 at 06:45AM EDT

"If you fap to it, keep it on a designated fap-only flash drive and don't tell a soul"

>using flash drive that could be lost and found by family
>not using hidden folders

Do you even hide porn?

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Jun 01, 2013 at 01:58AM EDT

The last few sound like an easy way to turn into an asshole. Seriously – ostracizing someone just to preserve your social standing is a fucking despicable thing to do.

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