I edited a version with black bordered text;

Came out a bit choppy, but it's still easier to read.

Elizbeth:"I hardly believe a show about colourful talking ponies is worth watch, Captain Barbossa."

Barbossa: "Aye. That's exactly what I thought when first told of the tale. Buried on a TV channel of children's shows that which cannot be found except by those who already have upgraded cable packages. Find it, we did. And there be the show… and inside, be the ponies. We watched them all! Recorded 'em, made fanfics of 'em and watched the 'em away with toys and fan art and fan-made episodes. But the more we watched the episodes away, the more we came to realize. In the off-season, the toys would not satisfy, fan art turned to ash before our eyes, nor the fan-made episodes in the world would harm or slake our lust. We are cursed men, Miss Turner. Compelled by by a love of ponies, we were. But now, we are consumed by them."