Oh god im going to hell for laughing at this.

Here's something else to laugh about: This is literally how I broke my left arm when I was a kid. I was 2 years old, laying on a bed and my older sister ran in the room to see me. She jumped on the bed and I hit the wall. My arm broke not on the ground, BUT THE WALL.

Also broke my right arm when I was 2. I was walking.
I tripped.