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TOSEPH my LiTTLE RESU This little pony went to in He graduated with biehest onors and even received a departmental award for academic excellence! While at he cultivated an onsoinz love for.. CoMPUTER SCIENCE & MATHEMAECS! For two years he worked as a tutor for the Computer Science department. He loves passing oo his knowtedse and getting evervpony excited about computer sciencel PoNY STATS Education 12 One summer he worked for the National Institute of Standards and Technoloty. He developed an ontine tool for anabzina hermal neutron triple-axis spectrometry data. He even School: Malor: Computer Science Minor: Mathematics GPA: 3.74 Major GPA: 3.98 f had his very own nuclear reactor to play with Favorites The next vear he had an Extreme Blue internship with 18M. He worked with a team of interns at the Almaden Research Center to develop technolory related to online shopping. But be's not allowed to talk about it too much! (He signed a non-disclosure) Lanauases: C. Pvthon Editor: Vin Sublects: Machine Learning. Computer Vision, Compilers Awards/Achievments After graduation be galloped off to to work as l Award for a radio Dl, and freelance web developer. He produces stunning, high quality websites for all the tice ponies bana out in the Academic Achievenent Place at ACMHICPC BOSPRE 2 years in a row at NE North American Resionals in 2010 For a few months he dabbled in domestication. working for a startup in San Francisco calledHe spearbeaded malor prolects, intrastructure uperades and code cleaning frenzies while ensuring that thousands of hardworking ponies sot quality. catered lunches of grains. oats. and grasses every davl The daily plouth just wasn't for him though. so he threw off the bit and bridle and zalloped back to Top 5% in Give Me Some Credit, kagzle.com's lareest ML competition to date He still does contract work for computer science Ph.D. proaram on other companies on occasion, and in the fall he'll be heading oft toa niversity of Washinston at the The adventure is far from over... What will this little pony do next, who knows??

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RandoChris The Uncommitted Furry

RandoChris The Uncommitted Furry

Aug 23, 2013 at 05:37PM EDT

I pray that this is a serious joke, because I've been busting my ass off to find a job and this is insulting.

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I Need Tea

I Need Tea

Aug 23, 2013 at 03:42AM EDT

I imagine the reaction of someone reading this resume:

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