Customer: I’ll take my free cupcake.
Womyn: You’re white and male.
Customer: I’m 1/59th Mohawk and I identify as a woman.
Womyn: You’re white and male.
Customer: Are you requiring me to prove my gender and saying I’m not racially pure enough for you?
Womyn: Well, yes
Customer: You sure?
Womyn: Yes?
Customer: Ok. turns around and prepares to yell
Womyn: Quickly hands over cupcake . . . you win this round.
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