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![Anonymous 09/14/13(Sat)04:29 No.209779346 209779586 □ Anonymous 09/14/13(Sat)04:28 No 209779142/ ▼2-209779334 >>209779346 2-209779415 >>209779417 >>209779447 >>209779674 Anonymous 09/14/13(Sat)04:24 No.20977874 Anonymous 09/14/13(Sat)04:23 No.209778675 [ ▼ ] >2209778749 >209775382 Funny ass painting, more so when I learned about the back story Oh, please do tell The Zapozharian Cossacks, a Christian people who occupied what we would call modern Ukraine, were sent a very bombastic and fancy letter by the Sultan, reading off his many titles and demanding their submission. They sent him back a letter that included such delicacies as "what sort of knight are thou, who cannot slay a hedgehog with thy naked ass? and "thou art the goatfucker of alexandria, the deviľ's own secretary, f--- thy mother Really quite a peace of work. The Sultan got buttmad and came to conquer them, and they beat the s--- out of his army because Cossacks Oh god this sounds funny as hell. I would love to read that whole letter Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan! >O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devils kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f--- your mother You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-f----- of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our d---. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother! So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding Christian pigs. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar, the moon's in the sky the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse! Basically it's the father of "gorilla warfare](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/830/87a.jpg "87a.jpg")
![I ]Porsche.jpg (8 KB, 308x164) google igdb ■ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)23:29:00 No.519088727 Page 0 [Reply] [r]2>519089270 Paul Walker's recent death has brought a theory to me just now: >Paul Walker, Ryan Dunn, and James Dean all died in automotive accidents >All of those celebrities died in a Porsche at the time of death >Porsche is owned by Volkswagen Volkswagen is a German company >Germany had the Nazis during World War Il >The Nazis killed people >The Nazis also surrendered and most of the soldiers involved in the party are dead In popular fiction, dead people have ghosts >Ghosts can take control of machines and fly to distant places, even overseas >Germany and the United States are both across the Atlantic Ocean >All three celebrities died in the United States In conclusion, ghost Nazis killed Paul Walker [ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)23:32:21 No.519089270 [ 519088727 (OP) This is correct](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/664/324/9d1.jpg "9d1.jpg")
![□ Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)20:12:14 UTC-6 No.521 945124 Reply] Replies: >>521949103 >Be me, high school senio :A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers >Sure, anything. >He asks me how to legally change his name Autism Intensifies] >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving >Can't say l blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >Lee. Like, Bruce Lee. Soundsgood.jpeg >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse s about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad...? >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/664/311/8e5.jpg "Wait for it")
![ile: 6F533FDE-431C-41C7-AA64-5(...).jpg (60 KB, 432x525) Anonymous 03/13/20(Fri)16:48:39 No.57145698 [Reply] Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore- Let me recount a tale of yore, 'twas a savant with hamartia, Who bore the uncouth name of Rick. Upon show of ability; A fanciful experiment, which to a pickle altered him, He exclaimed 'l am pickle Rick', for lo and behold, Eureka, Thus, as a pickle round he went. And upon my life I doth swear, 'Twas verily the most bizarre. Mine eyes ne'er beheld sight on par.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/784/727/d44.jpg "Anon's a poet | /r/4chan")
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