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ONHAVING A BOYFRIEND WITH OCD He was always turning the lights on and off, opening and closing the door, counting as he went: thirty-six, thirty-seven, thirty-eight, thirty-nine, forty Eventually I had to tell him that if he kept opening the door, we'd have a whole bunch of house intruders before the night was through. He responded by trying to kiss me once, then ended up kissing me twenty-three times, then once more for an even twenty-four. Then he had to redo two of them because "our mouths hadn't been quite aligned." Some nights I'd wake up with the moon soaking the bedsheets, listening to the sound of him repeating the word "f---" over and over: he'd stubbed his toe on the bathroom doorway but couldn't stop swearing once he'd started. I fell back asleep after staring at my pillow until the floral pattern burned into my eyelids, dreamt the two of us went to an opera but instead of beautiful, tremulous voices rising high into the air, two sopranos were singing "f---" to the tune of La Traviata. He apologizes the next day, says the new medication made him feel like s--- all the time so he took himself off it; I respond that it probably made him feel that way because it was working. Iwo days later the ambulance comes and takes him away he'd accidentally cut one of his wrists with the steak knife chopping carrots for stew but couldn't have just one cut wrist; he had to have two. n0w-im-a-warri0r: This broke my f------ heart Wow

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Dittoisle

Dittoisle

Jan 25, 2014 at 09:32PM EST

Reading down the page, this goes from adorable to heartbreaking…

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DefinitelyNotADog

DefinitelyNotADog

Jan 26, 2014 at 04:36PM EST

Two sopranos singing "fuck" to the tune of La Traviata.

I'm sorry, I laughed at that.

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