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File: 1395837869667.png-(660 KB, 790x1098, 1395827067303.png) Anonymous 03/26/14(Wed)05:44 UTC-7 No.237137384 Replies: >get horny decide to f--- my waifu with my heebulus rift. log into Facebook, it auto updates my status with "(real name confirmed by retinal scan) is playing mikus tight little body" 30 second ad plays. >close my eyes to try to fight it sensors detect my eyes are closed, the ad is paused until I open them again. There is no skip button start with foreplay , give her the old lickeroo she c--- and says in a sexy voice that she could really use a break, in particular a kit kat bar take off zoggulus >drive to gas station buy kit kat bar >go home Introducing the Oculus Rift >scan kit kat bar with built in qr scanner >miku munches on her kit kat bar, my Facebook page is updated detailing this f--- mikulski using Facebook connected sex hole. Facebook times how long I last and sends it to the NSA stand up getting ready to c-- on mikus face game pauses and plays a YouTube PSA about how objectifying women is terrible Facebook notifies my employer fired

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