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File: 1345166345969ipg-(60 KB, 550x461, Tiger.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Yyu2xhvl) 08/16/12(Thu)21:19:05 No.419300954 >Be me, age 17 >Attend high school, junior year >School's mascot is a lion, rivals are the tigers >l am the school mascot (the guy that wears the suit at sporting events, not a lion) >Summer day, after school >Get suited up; take bus to football game with football players >Arrive at game, do typical cheering on the team and keeping the crowd happy >The Tigers mascot and I would have small, somewhat playful, battles, exchanging tricks and such >I'm clearly better >Tiger starting to get a bit angry >Halftime comes >Tiger challenges me to a plastic sword fight >l accept >Fight starts >We exchange hits >It actually hurts quite a bit >I'm winning >Tiger starting to get really p----- >Tiger eventually throws down his sword and starts punching me >Hard >l back off, p----- >Tiger mask just staring at me with smug eyes >Start to get really mad >Tiger turns around and waves his arms at the crowd >The crowd cheers him on >His back is turned to me >Walk towards him as the crowd hushes >Tiger looks around, confused >Turns around >I'm right behind him >l plunge my hand into his mask and rip out one of his smug Tiger eye >Tiger is scared >I look down at the Tiger eye >Look back up >Jump on top of Tiger >Start beating the s--- out of him >l mean like really hurting him >I'm pretty sure I broke his nose and probably fractured a rib >Refs pull me off >Drags me over to sideline >Coach comes over, takes off my mask Stares at me >"What made you do that?" >l sit there for a second, thinkind "Coach >It was the eye of the tiger >It was the thrill of the fight >Standing up to the challenge of our rivals

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