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>Traveling across US mited by two friends in NY to have dinner in a restaurant >Waiter comes to the table "What can I get for you gentlemen this evening?" order a vegetable platter and a small bowl of olive oil >first friend orders cheese burger with fries, and a 12oz steak with extra mashed potatoes >second friend orders full rack of ribs, pulled pork sammie, macaroni and cheese, and deep fried pickles >15 min later waiter returns with their food friend asks me if I want to try a fry, say sure, grab one and gently pour ketchup onto it >he looks at me in confusion and asks me what I'm doing starts pounding bottle of ketchup into a separate bowl he requested >empties another one into the bowl asks the waiter for a third bottle and empties it into the bowl >grabs a handfull of fries, oil dripping down his arm as he squeezes them >making airplane noises BRRRRRRRM, Wooooo000, vooooOSH dunks them into the bowl of ketchup, entire fist is stained red >has to forcefully shove them into his mouth as to make sure none of them drop tells me "that's how ain't no f----- eats sum fries" other friend says "praise jesus" and starts clapping >soon the entire restaurant is clapping >waiter comes back with the food I ordered >soggy, dripping pizza margherita and a small bowl of olive oi >"I ordered a vegetable platter, not a pizza... that's not what I wanted.. >"Oh, I'm sorry. How about a fruit salad?" he said while holding up a cherry flavored lollipop >first friend is laughing while chunks of french fry evacuate from his mouth man in 10 gallon hat walks up to our table and starts shooting revolvers into the ceiling of the restaurant screaming YEEE HAW" repeatedly eagle bursts through the ceiling and takes my oil

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>Traveling across US mited by two friends in NY to have dinner in a restaurant >Waiter comes to the table "What can I get for you gentlemen this evening?" order a vegetable platter and a small bowl of olive oil >first friend orders cheese burger with fries, and a 12oz steak with extra mashed potatoes >second friend orders full rack of ribs, pulled pork sammie, macaroni and cheese, and deep fried pickles >15 min later waiter returns with their food friend asks me if I want to try a fry, say sure, grab one and gently pour ketchup onto it >he looks at me in confusion and asks me what I'm doing starts pounding bottle of ketchup into a separate bowl he requested >empties another one into the bowl asks the waiter for a third bottle and empties it into the bowl >grabs a handfull of fries, oil dripping down his arm as he squeezes them >making airplane noises BRRRRRRRM, Wooooo000, vooooOSH dunks them into the bowl of ketchup, entire fist is stained red >has to forcefully shove them into his mouth as to make sure none of them drop tells me "that's how ain't no f----- eats sum fries" other friend says "praise jesus" and starts clapping >soon the entire restaurant is clapping >waiter comes back with the food I ordered >soggy, dripping pizza margherita and a small bowl of olive oi >"I ordered a vegetable platter, not a pizza... that's not what I wanted.. >"Oh, I'm sorry. How about a fruit salad?" he said while holding up a cherry flavored lollipop >first friend is laughing while chunks of french fry evacuate from his mouth man in 10 gallon hat walks up to our table and starts shooting revolvers into the ceiling of the restaurant screaming YEEE HAW" repeatedly eagle bursts through the ceiling and takes my oil

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