Remember a button sequence. Yeah, I'm fucked if I don't have save states.

Follow the ball game? Bitch, you better have a dozen cups and some fast frickin' hands.

I'm 27 and I doubt I could remember this whole damned thing. Doubly so given the amount of time you'd actually get to remember this in-game. Then again, I suppose if that were the case, I'd have the advantage of going through this sequence minus one several times already (hopefully without getting confused).