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The anon that couldn't hook up in a waifu simulator
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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![E File: CG00000.png (932 KB, 1024x576) Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:23:34 No.33013486 [Reply]33013535 What would sex with an Elf feel like? From a purely roleplaying aspect, of course Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:25:46 No.33013535333013560 33013486 (OP) Not much different from sex with a human woman of the same build. Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:27:17 No.33013560 2233013577 l see And how would that feel, exactly? Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:28:05 No.33013577 33013560 I wouldn't know](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/796/332/a65.jpg "a65.jpg")
![! . Fine, you're all not gonna be happy thouph. Anyway the story seems kinda unbelievable and kinda feels more like a key VN, but it was real i promise Ok it i started when as 6 years old I gru up in a smal suburban neighborhood r, Vigna, t e land there che p so my famay owned a pretty nce house and some land There wos lways this one house that mo ane ever entered or liet, and me and my friend always used to treat & like boo radeys house ar something Anyway we leamed that a amly in there alang wh a girl my age. ddnl nally think anything of Anonymous aa0B/13(Fri]16 35 No 79739023 2197B2133 2229zasm Se t's se en year old me, thi"" before ' used to watch anme and iloved to run around the neighborhood and act ik .. deir quart Se ㄺy way we find thts ene spot wher" no one can see yo.d we start firing eggs with a singshot thom it at people walking by. Most people just ignore us or yel cuss words or some s---. However I see this tall 40 sh man walking down the street, and i take an egg and ht him smack in the aca with it.He gets f------ p----- and stats running at us, we all aak out and bolt out of thare as fast as we can. He's chasing and yaling at ua, but we're able to climb over a fance and since he was wearing a uit he ddn't even try So get home and oting happens 501 fr et 3bout the whole nodent Thar$(mti w ke up next memng and 5ee the ma ·hit nd my dad stand g 3 gry in the kitchen Tums out that man was the guy who lves down the street, and he wanes me to pay for the dry-cleaning bills. I don't have any cash though. So my dad pays for the dry cleaning bil, bus the man says i haven't amed my lesson and that's not anough. He tells my dad that he wil be painting his house starting in a few days, and ha would lave to hava ma leam my lesson by painting the house for a few days with him My dad thinks that it's a great idea and makes me do t So the next morning i fnd mysef up at 7 00 painting a big ald house with some guy who hates me we part unti around 1200 when he say51 can come n tr lunch enter his house and he maloes 5and ches or 50m e sht. as i start to eat them a door opens behind me and gn my age ertes ㅲ She h medium blond hair and walks with her head down lie shù was al aya闯al y sad or s methin I say helo 10 her, which in urn she mum is halo back to me An waysi tish my sand ich and had hame for the day When i get back home i ask my parents about that girl and they tell me a pretty sad story Anonymous 0206/13 Frリ17 79790344 >>79700372 22 9790 A! 쯔7970041 22 9790616 >stm0952 e next day i went back to pant, during lunch i tried wanted to do semathing aher i finishad painting She s i finiahed painting went there Already at Anonymous 020w13Fn)17: 79790952 22797910 22792914 0042 lunch we wabchad some more cartoons, during this i asked har what she does e didnt realy h headng to leave she came up to me he asked whether : would come back 3gan·andi 529d 5ure. not realy thnking about rt i didn't come back the naxt day bacause i wanted to play with my trienda, i didnt coma back until 5 days atar she askad Anotrymous 02/0B/13Fr1 19 No 79791400 2279791489 22T9T91686 22771816 2279792254 227T92275 preforming a--- on god at the moment of creation Sa when i do go to her house her dad answers the door and says that everyday this week when she wake up she would ask Has ano came yet wWhich i fet pretty f------ awul about. So when i did go up to She says atle kid i hated taking madcine so i instantly le gets So we head back when it gets dark and she asks whether i would come again, i say sure since i actually has some fun with her. So i come back the next day and we do something similar. Ok so lets speed things up. I want to her house baaically ance to twice a wask for the nexa couple of yaars. She was actually a realy ceol parson, she took up model building sinca sha was alone moat of the tima and she would make these fuckng msssrve models of places she 531d she warted to see ik e Pans WB5hir er New yok So rothi g too i portant happen unti andia stwyys rer er ber the exact dote July 4th 1999 I was in the summer af 5th grade and about to be in midde school, which meant i would probably see her less, since she was homeschooled. So were catching frelies and putting them imo jars like every kid does, and ts tiad So baing the 4th of July there's some awesome fireworks we can see trom the feld. So we sit naxt to each ather and start watching ts actually really great reworks this year and remember thinking twas just the coolast thing in the wald However she isn' even looking at the Srewarks, she's staing at me with a smle in her face Since 10 year old me is mare clueless 1 35k het 740thng anon-she says with bg 5mie and then tums to wstch the freworks Nothing happens for bout 30 mutes Once sgain im s harem MC, and im only stated to get interested in females Zor 1 worry s only 20 or me now -dav so i dent know how to take this. We kinda it in quiet her holding my hand until the freworks finally des down Suddenly she tuns to me and asks whether i would stalst her when got to middle school l said of course ‘ would but it would be harder tr me We sit i' qust a ain tor ten more minutes she stil holding my hand Then she tums to me again and asks me something along the ines of Anon, when we both get alder, will you mary meIget realy red and stammer out "w what" She has this sad look it her eyes and quickly replies f you dont want to that's fne" She was realy oute, actualy she was, so i thought about it for a second and then said "Sure" She smiled a massive smle and said that she was gonna go home for tha day at least i didn't get a locket fom her So i started middle schoal and found time to see het about ance a week She was aways neally happy to see me, and since she was sealy cute, it was f------ awesome for a middle school kid Nathing realy romantic happened for these years, but every once in a whle she would remind me of my promise to mary her. Other then that i spent my middle school like a mormaltag i even had a few girthiends that i mever told har about Anyway 8th grade ended and i stated highschool. I quit my spans team i did in middle school so i bund mai숱 time ater school and i started she started to um gow around this time, i was stil happy Around this time she stopped reminding me of that promise, and eventuaily it forgot about it grade 10th juat drunk So now we have two girls, ill call the chidhood daredere Nagisa and the ather one NTR. Sa i met NTR and 10th grade and we bacame tiands to sum t up she asked me out to the end of the year dance and we started dating I lost my w-card to her be n and we were pretty seriaus. Nagisa seemed... ok with this at frst she didnt even bring up the promi wasnt a harem MC grada when i found Anonymous 0208/13Fn)18 39 No 79796675 쯔797yun NTR back a bt. NTR took i would often ind myself going whole weeks without seeing her, whenever i howwwar she would be beyond happy so i triad to make as much time as pasaibla to mast her. I laamed atarwords that whan i ddnt come for a whol weak, sha would somatimas spand the antire in tears. When i did spend t night, which wouild slways be shut down slump, and things go back to nomal between us. Senior year come time with nagisa Sanior year ends year stans Ind mysef watching the finaworks with when she burns to me and out of the blue asks "Hey anon, do you remember the promise we made when puts her head down, and tries ǐ fever thought sha was serious about that pornse thou te about ho. bad NTR must've made har fael So i s vallowed, and then iad that ' would stil many hat Her taca lit up with massive smle and sh, got redder then best She turns 3rund so cant 5ee her face. and 3585 "Then wil' you kiss me? lang touched a freworks exploded minutes, thought t always remember when we fnished that line of saliva that connects the two mouths afer a hot kiss was there and that is my febisH We immadatelly kiased again and sha wrapped her arma around ma. We kiased for a fow mosa minutes and than she pullad me to the ground. I put my hand up har s--- and sha staned to moan I said she was naally and i wasnt lying Anonymous 0208/13Fn)19:16 No 79797623 >2N7979 79797邕222979)塾 Ater You wil see, it doesnt end with comedy, if's your last chance to out now Being a normaltag senior,i camied around a condom with me at all times, so i sipped that on and proceeded to de that. Wheni fnished she lay there panting with a massive smde on her tace. I hald her in my ama and we wanched the freworks until thay ended But instead of going hame we decided to lay there the nast of the right bacause we ware bad-asses. Well night is pretly damn scary in a pitch black feld, so we dd eventualy head back so much for ramance, but nat belone we did it again And ue wont back to my house, cause my parents werent home and watched mowe the rest of the reght The next momng bke that mmo thing?! would rather d1 hole n my head 9797823 of the summer, we spent our time ether making out, f------. acting e couple tom Bonnouj. So summer goodbye, Tm heading to boulder either Each summer and spring break i would fy down to Virgins to meet her in our old neighborhood. Every time we met we made stay night doing some work, when the phone rang. The number phone er mother ㅲ tears entered MNEALMN NON She said that while maryland e should recover. I good news She wll necov sure what axactly happened s lack af blood the brain got when the heart attacked happened Anyway s crazy weid spent our time making f food going 79600352 2279900415 22290004盟227盟00500 2229f00549 227盟010笾2229201142 least i halped us t paling spots. Anyway besides te。bious. wú were two happy people l had finaly gotten a wasnt goma e began to experience searing agony in er entise body F--- much pain This is it lal This is your last chance to get out so sha statad to gut depreased around this tma, i think cause of the pain she was in She stopped wanting to go to the checkupa she naeded everyday I had to force her to go, and wwan whan she did she was distant and distant The pain she was in got much worse, to the point where she coudnt even sleep some nights D Realgay ! ●L 540 Z4 0206/13F p20 22 No 796013 10 1351552353444.99くSpoler 102 KB 306x652) lab godt 2293019篮22n012031 227盟02M2 22 9202035 227盟021 2229102 S4 2213012192 2229a0225Z hentai So one night Nagisa came inta tha room camplanaly nakad, She claaty wants to do t so we do , and then lay beaides aachother All af a suddan she bursts into tears, and starts crying in my outside of her family who realy cared for how happy it made her everyome i came over to her house, or everytime that I called her. She said how sad NTR had made her and how much she laved me at that time, then she said how happy aha had basn whan i ssed her on the 4th of july I dont eally know how to aspond to thia, so i just let her cry unti sha tals asisep The next moming i went to work and had a typical werkday when i got herme howeverオwas deathly quiet n the house. and every ight w s off ' called out to Nagisa but ro ore answered 50 i went upstars into my room It was the only room in tha house with the lights an i saw Nagisa lying on tha bed so i went up to har to try and sea haw sha fit aner yestarday. Sha didn't move, thena was a half ampty bottl of sleeping pils by her too. t took me a moment untl i reakized what had happened When i did however, i mustve had a complete mind break, i just remember something inside of me snapping and then.colapsed on the bed She did leav anote, but no amount of asking wil get me to say what t5ay.rm lenng tatthat it was too personal you wanna know why i down my sonswi it anine , you wanna know why i cant hae a falatutship eariafu this why This happened 2 year ago i dont know if/7 ever get owf it This thread has been peatty hard tò wite but it does feel good to tell someone else about what happened. With this im of to drink enaugh whiskey to stop me from opening those pils mysel t i sound edgy mow](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/795/210/e7a.png "I didnt expect these feels ;_;")
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![File 1305481338 ipg-(309 KB, 1360x768, v.jpg) regex igdb sacenao tineye 88 Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)13:42 No.95268630 [!] Hey W Let's see how good you are at photoshopping Transform that picture, whatever way you feel ike doing at [-] □ Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)1343 No.95268766 [ ! ] Hide File1305481425.ipg-(188 KB, 1360x768, there.jpg) regex igdb saucenao tineye Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)13:43 No.95268768 [!] Hide stop pointing that gun at those innocent plants, you psycho Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)13:51 No.95269592 [!] Hide File1305481897 ipg-(534 KB, 1360x768, boomeggplant.jpg) regex igdb saucenao tineye added ammo count, c'mon, not op, add some brown and bloom 50 POSTS LATER: Anonymous 05/15/11 (Sun)14:50 No.95275158 [ ! ] Hide File1305485404.ipg-(283 KB, 1366x768, opisafag.ipg) regex igdb saucenao tineve mfw i play this map on css Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun til: 1305185141.jpf K, 17h?l 0.95275223 [!] Hide 08653319.jpg) regex igdb saucenao tineye 95275158 /thread □ Anonymous 05/15/11(Sun)14:51 No.95275311 [ ! ] Hide 95275158 WHAT □ Anonymous 05/15/11 (Sun) 14:52 No.95275369 [ ! ] Hide >95275158 h-------- □ Anonymous 05/15/11 (Sun)14:52 No.952754 13 [ ! ] Hide 95275158 We're done here. Everybody go home $800 20 1120 100 & 4:47](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/794/613/46f.png "oh you /v/")
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![File: 138666223302 (11 KB, 247x204, crowipg)四eo Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752。 So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share > Where l work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night > Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested > Apparently they're smart as s--- > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated > A wild idea appears > I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever l can > Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks > Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows > They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s--- >Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) > Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's > I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe > Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out > I've created a great war between two formerly friendly nations > World War Crow commences > I am fueling it with french fries Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No. 520558845 ] Replies: 22520559326 > Both nations now jockeying for position near my work. > Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me > After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm > I expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there's nothing > I walk out from the covered entry way and look up > All across the trees surrounding my > I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries) > I hear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder. > All hell breaks loose > Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown > No wonder they call it a murder (huehue) building are crows. More than there have ever been before Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No. 520558960。 > I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other. > Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right > Sit in awe of what I've created > Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins > Only grassbros left > Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me > Has big scar across left eye. Gives no f---- > I stand, and all the grassbros look up to me > I march across the street, and into mcd's, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow > Cashiers face > I order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/738/480/43c.png "43c.png")
![: Anonymous 02/12/20(Wed)23:30:08 No.820586272 Need help poor English Funny monkey video taken down Url is https://youtu.be/044A_7Ere74 [Open] Please someone help me find, I've watched this video almost every day for 3 year. 3 KB JPG Thank you](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/743/866/7b7.png "Need help poor English (I would also like to know) | /r/4chan")
![File: 32FB7C9200000578-0-image-(...).jpg (156 KB, 962x642) O /pol/ meetup Anonymous (ID: 9MJ272R 02/26/20(Wed)21:59:41 No.245512041 >>245512531 >>245513606 >245514025 >>245514057 >>245514192 >>245514541 It will be at the redmond public library saturday @1pm Whites only Anonymous (ID: BKHMQQ+s )i 02/26/20(Wed)22:03:51 No.245512531 >>245512568 >>245512041 (OP) [spoiler]k[/spoiler] >> Anonymous (ID: BKHMqQ+s ) 02/26/20(Wed)22:04:13 No.245512568 >>245512531 f--- im stupid O Anonymous (ID: BAC8727H) E 02/26/20(Wed)22:13:25 No.245513606 File: amrNKJe.jpg (166 KB, 1057x947) >>245512041 (OP) >Whites only Thats going to be difficult Anonymous (ID: PUiHaeF9 02/26/20(Wed)22:17:03 No.245514025 >>245514225 >>245512041 (OP) Never meet anybody from /pol/. Ever. I've been burned too many times to count. They always seem like based bros at first but end up being some kind of f-----. Last time was during the 2016 campaign I met up with some guy and went to a Trump rally. Things seemed pretty great at first: we got into a fight with some liberal protesters, made plans to go shooting later that week. At the end of the night we go back to his place, he comes out of the bathroom in a miniskirt with his d--- hanging out calling me "daddy." Never again, never f------ again.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/762/754/717.png "Anon meets a special friend | /r/4chan")
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