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iPad 6:29 PM 16% LO kissitbyebyebeb helioscentrifuge thebloodinyourveinsis20belovw helioscentrifuge WHAT KIND OF A------ EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS AND NEEDS A F------ SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK LISTEN HERE F------- OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON'T GIVE A S--- BECAUSE YOU F------ WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO F------ EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE M------------ OREOS YOU F------ NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION THIS S--- MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS F------ SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST when i die will you write my obituary?AAAAAAAA i will but i'm probably gonna call you out on dying like a little bitch COCKWOBBLERS

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