Hentai Quotes - That's one way to go about things.

I don’t care what they told you, I’m definitely not a perverted lolicon with a kitsune fetish or anything. I’m seriously not, so quit asking.

This fluffiness is having absolutely no effect on me. It certainly isn't so amazingly fluffy that i might explode.

That is… not something that can happen. The author needs to study the biology of pregnancy some more. In fact, all of these hentai authors could use some lessons in biology (hitting the cervix is not pleasurable, but is actually rather painful). I could rant all day about these things, but I would rather not create a wall of text.